Bojack Horsemen

“BoJack Horseman” isn’t your typical animated series. It’s a nuanced exploration of the human condition, wrapped in the colorful and satirical world of anthropomorphic animals. Created by Raphael Bob-Waksberg, this show has resonated deeply with audiences for its unflinching honesty, dark humor, and poignant commentary on fame, addiction, mental health, and the search for meaning in a seemingly absurd world. Set in the fictional Hollywood, the show follows the life of its titular character, BoJack Horseman, a washed-up actor, and the eclectic cast of characters that orbit his tumultuous life. As we delve into the world of “BoJack Horseman,” we find ourselves not just laughing at the antics of animated creatures but also reflecting on our own flaws and vulnerabilities, making it one of the most thought-provoking animated series of its time.

Bojack Horsemen

1. “I need you to tell me that I’m a good person.” – BoJack Horseman
2. “You know, it’s funny; when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.” – Wanda Pierce
3. “You are all the things that are wrong with you. It’s not the alcohol or the drugs or any of the shitty things that happened to you in your career or when you were a kid. It’s you.” – Princess Carolyn
4. “In this terrifying world, all we have are the connections that we make.” – Diane Nguyen
5. “I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast!” – BoJack Horseman
6. “The key to being happy isn’t a search for meaning. It’s to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you’ll be dead.” – Mr. Peanutbutter
7. “I don’t understand how people live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say, ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it.’ How do people do it? I don’t know how.” – BoJack Horseman
8. “You say you’re all dark and twisty. It’s not a personality; it’s a beverage.” – Diane Nguyen
9. “It gets easier. Every day, it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day; that’s the hard part.” – Jogging Baboon
10. “That’s too much, man!” – Sarah Lynn
11. “It’s not about being happy, that is the thing. I’m just trying to get through each day.” – BoJack Horseman
12. “The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn’t the search for meaning; it’s to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you’ll be dead.” – Mr. Peanutbutter
13. “You can’t keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay. You need to be better.” – Diane Nguyen
14. “You’re not a man, you’re a coward. Anybody can take a picture; it takes no effort at all. I could take pictures of things I like all day, but I don’t, because I’m busy doing it.” – Kelsey Jannings
15. “It’s funny; when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.” – Wanda Pierce
16. “Life’s a bitch and then you die, right?” – Sarah Lynn
17. “I don’t want to be someone’s crush. I want people to like the real me.” – Diane Nguyen
18. “Sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me and now it’s all gone.” – BoJack Horseman
19. “There are no good guys or bad guys; we’re all just guys who do good stuff sometimes and bad stuff sometimes.” – Todd Chavez
20. “Closure is a made-up thing by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets.” – BoJack Horseman
21. “You know, it’s funny. When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.” – Wanda Pierce
22. “Every day it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day; that’s the hard part.” – Jogging Baboon
23. “I don’t think I believe in deep down. I think that all you are is just the things that you do.” – Diane Nguyen
24. “I wanted to feel good about myself, and I didn’t, so I made other people feel bad, so I could feel good about myself.” – BoJack Horseman
25. “Time’s arrow neither stands still nor reverses. It merely marches forward.” – Angela Diaz
26. “People who are loved don’t ask for respect. They’re just treated with it.” – Princess Carolyn
27. “The past is a nice place to visit, but certainly not a good place to stay.” – Mr. Peanutbutter
28. “You can’t keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself, like that makes it okay. You need to be better.” – Diane Nguyen
29. “We’re all terrible, and it’s all gonna end.” – BoJack Horseman
30. “The only way to be happy is to tell yourself that you are.” – Mr. Peanutbutter
31. “The only way to deal with unhappy people is to make them feel worse.” – Ruthie
32. “Life is a series of closing doors, isn’t it?” – BoJack Horseman
33. “Sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone.” – BoJack Horseman
34. “The one thing that matters is that you were, you were nice to me.” – Sarah Lynn
35. “I just wanted to do good, and everything got worse.” – BoJack Horseman
36. “You don’t know how to be happy. You only know how to be famous. It’s the only thing you ever had, and you were too afraid to lose it.” – Herb Kazzaz
37. “You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me and now it’s all gone. And I’ll never get it back in me.” – BoJack Horseman
38. “In this terrifying world, all we have are the connections that we make.” – Diane Nguyen
39. “I don’t think I believe in deep down. I think that all you are is just the things that you do.” – Diane Nguyen
40. “Just ’cause you’re not strong doesn’t mean you’re weak.” – Eddie
41. “Closure is a made-up thing by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets.” – BoJack Horseman
42. “You gotta get your shit together.” – Sarah Lynn
43. “I don’t think I believe in ‘deep down.’ I kind of think all you are is just the things that you do.” – Diane Nguyen
44. “You have to play the hand you’re dealt, and sometimes, you get dealt a shit hand.” – Princess Carolyn
45. “It’s funny; when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.” – Wanda Pierce
46. “All you gotta do is smile that smile and there go all my defenses.” – BoJack Horseman
47. “When you’re wearing rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.” – Wanda Pierce
48. “It’s not about being happy; that is the thing. I’m just trying to get through each day.” – BoJack Horseman
49. “I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast.” – BoJack Horseman
50. “It takes a long time to realize how truly miserable you are, and even longer to see that it doesn’t have to be that way.” – Diane Nguyen
51. “What is this, a crossover episode?” – BoJack Horseman
52. “You have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance.” – Sarah Lynn
53. “The thing about happiness is that you only know you had it when it’s gone.” – BoJack Horseman
54. “Sometimes life’s a bitch, and then you keep living.” – Diane Nguyen
55. “You can’t stop the press, Diane. It’s like trying to stop a train before it derails. A lot of journalists died trying to do that, and some even derailed with the train.” – Tom Jumbo-Grumbo
56. “You can’t just be nice and hope people will like you. You have to make them like you.” – Diane Nguyen
57. “It’s not about how you feel. It’s about how you look.” – Princess Carolyn
58. “I want to feel good about myself the way you do. And I don’t know how. I don’t know if I can.” – Diane Nguyen
59. “You can’t fix everything just by being honest.” – Princess Carolyn
60. “What are you doing here? You’re responsible for my lowest moment.” – BoJack Horseman
61. “Life is a bitch, and then you die, right?” – Sarah Lynn
62. “I want to be an architect, but I’m not good at math, so I’ll just draw the buildings and hope they get made.” – Todd Chavez
63. “The truth is, deep down, I don’t think I feel bad about what I did. I think I feel good about it.” – BoJack Horseman
64. “It’s not about being the best. It’s about being better than you were yesterday.” – BoJack Horseman
65. “Closure is a made-up thing by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets.” – BoJack Horseman
66. “Every time someone leaves, it gets a little easier.” – Princess Carolyn
67. “It’s you, alright. You are all the things that are wrong with you.” – Princess Carolyn
68. “I’ve had a lot of what I thought were rock bottoms, only to discover another rockier bottom underneath.” – BoJack Horseman
69. “Time’s arrow neither stands still nor reverses. It merely marches forward.” – Angela Diaz
70. “Sometimes, you need to take responsibility for your own happiness.” – Diane Nguyen
71. “I don’t understand how people live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say, ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it.’ How do people do it? I don’t know how.” – BoJack Horseman
72. “I wanted to feel good about myself, and I didn’t, so I made other people feel bad so I could feel good about myself.” – BoJack Horseman
73. “It’s not about being happy, that is the thing. I’m just trying to get through each day.” – BoJack Horseman
74. “Sometimes you need to take responsibility for your own happiness.” – Diane Nguyen
75. “If you don’t like what they’re saying, change the conversation.” – Don Draper
76. “I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast.” – BoJack Horseman
77. “Closure is a made-up thing by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets.” – BoJack Horseman
78. “Time’s arrow neither stands still nor reverses. It merely marches forward.” – Angela Diaz
79. “The one thing that matters is that you were, you were nice to me.” – Sarah Lynn
80. “You gotta get your shit together.” – Sarah Lynn
81. “Life’s a bitch and then you die, right?” – Sarah Lynn
82. “You don’t know how to be happy. You only know how to be famous. It’s the only thing you ever had, and you were too afraid to lose it.” – Herb Kazzaz
83. “You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me and now it’s all gone. And I’ll never get it back in me.” – BoJack Horseman
84. “It’s funny; when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.” – Wanda Pierce
85. “In this terrifying world, all we have are the connections that we make.” – Diane Nguyen
86. “I don’t think I believe in deep down. I think that all you are is just the things that you do.” – Diane Nguyen
87. “You have to play the hand you’re dealt, and sometimes, you get dealt a shit hand.” – Princess Carolyn
88. “You can’t keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself, like that makes it okay. You need to be better.” – Diane Nguyen
89. “We’re all terrible, and it’s all gonna end.” – BoJack Horseman
90. “The only way to be happy is to tell yourself that you are.” – Mr. Peanutbutter
91. “The only way to deal with unhappy people is to make them feel worse.” – Ruthie
92. “Life is a series of closing doors, isn’t it?” – BoJack Horseman
93. “Sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone.” – BoJack Horseman
94. “The past is a nice place to visit, but certainly not a good place to stay.” – Mr. Peanutbutter
95. “You can’t stop the press, Diane. It’s like trying to stop a train before it derails. A lot of journalists died trying to do that, and some even derailed with the train.” – Tom Jumbo-Grumbo
96. “You can’t just be nice and hope people will like you. You have to make them like you.” – Diane Nguyen
97. “It’s not about how you feel. It’s about how you look.” – Princess Carolyn
98. “What are you doing here? You’re responsible for my lowest moment.” – BoJack Horseman
99. “Life is a bitch, and then you keep living.” – Diane Nguyen
100. “Sometimes life’s a bitch, and then you keep living.” – Diane Nguyen
101. “What is this, a crossover episode?” – BoJack Horseman
102. “You have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance.” – Sarah Lynn
103. “The thing about happiness is that you only know you had it when it’s gone.” – BoJack Horseman
104. “Sometimes life’s a bitch, and then you keep living.” – Diane Nguyen
105. “You can’t stop the press, Diane. It’s like trying to stop a train before it derails. A lot of journalists died trying to do that, and some even derailed with the train.” – Tom Jumbo-Grumbo
106. “You can’t just be nice and hope people will like you. You have to make them like you.” – Diane Nguyen
107. “It’s not about how you feel. It’s about how you look.” – Princess Carolyn
108. “I want to feel good about myself the way you do. And I don’t know how. I don’t know if I can.” – Diane Nguyen
109. “You can’t fix everything just by being honest.” – Princess Carolyn
110. “What are you doing here? You’re responsible for my lowest moment.” – BoJack Horseman
111. “Life is a bitch, and then you die, right?” – Sarah Lynn
112. “I want to be an architect, but I’m not good at math, so I’ll just draw the buildings and hope they get made.” – Todd Chavez
113. “The truth is, deep down, I don’t think I feel bad about what I did. I think I feel good about it.” – BoJack Horseman
114. “It’s not about being the best. It’s about being better than you were yesterday.” – BoJack Horseman
115. “Closure is a made-up thing by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets.” – BoJack Horseman
116. “Every time someone leaves, it gets a little easier.” – Princess Carolyn
117. “It’s you, alright. You are all the things that are wrong with you.” – Princess Carolyn
118. “I’ve had a lot of what I thought were rock bottoms, only to discover another rockier bottom underneath.” – BoJack Horseman
119. “Time’s arrow neither stands still nor reverses. It merely marches forward.” – Angela Diaz
120. “Sometimes, you need to take responsibility for your own happiness.” – Diane Nguyen
121. “I don’t understand how people live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say, ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it.’ How do people do it? I don’t know how.” – BoJack Horseman
122. “I wanted to feel good about myself, and I didn’t, so I made other people feel bad so I could feel good about myself.” – BoJack Horseman
123. “It’s not about being happy, that is the thing. I’m just trying to get through each day.” – BoJack Horseman
124. “Sometimes you need to take responsibility for your own happiness.” – Diane Nguyen
125. “If you don’t like what they’re saying, change the conversation.” – Don Draper
126. “I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast.” – BoJack Horseman
127. “Closure is a made-up thing by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets.” – BoJack Horseman
128. “Time’s arrow neither stands still nor reverses. It merely marches forward.” – Angela Diaz
129. “The one thing that matters is that you were, you were nice to me.” – Sarah Lynn
130. “You gotta get your shit together.” – Sarah Lynn
131. “Life’s a bitch and then you die, right?” – Sarah Lynn
132. “You don’t know how to be happy. You only know how to be famous. It’s the only thing you ever had, and you were too afraid to lose it.” – Herb Kazzaz
133. “You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me and now it’s all gone. And I’ll never get it back in me.” – BoJack Horseman
134. “It’s funny; when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.” – Wanda Pierce
135. “In this terrifying world, all we have are the connections that we make.” – Diane Nguyen
136. “I don’t think I believe in deep down. I think that all you are is just the things that you do.” – Diane Nguyen
137. “You have to play the hand you’re dealt, and sometimes, you get dealt a shit hand.” – Princess Carolyn
138. “You can’t keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself, like that makes it okay. You need to be better.” – Diane Nguyen
139. “We’re all terrible, and it’s all gonna end.” – BoJack Horseman
140. “The only way to be happy is to tell yourself that you are.” – Mr. Peanutbutter
141. “The only way to deal with unhappy people is to make them feel worse.” – Ruthie
142. “Life is a series of closing doors, isn’t it?” – BoJack Horseman
143. “Sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone.” – BoJack Horseman
144. “The past is a nice place to visit, but certainly not a good place to stay.” – Mr. Peanutbutter
145. “You can’t stop the press, Diane. It’s like trying to stop a train before it derails. A lot of journalists died trying to do that, and some even derailed with the train.” – Tom Jumbo-Grumbo
146. “You can’t just be nice and hope people will like you. You have to make them like you.” – Diane Nguyen
147. “It’s not about how you feel. It’s about how you look.” – Princess Carolyn
148. “What are you doing here? You’re responsible for my lowest moment.” – BoJack Horseman
149. “Life is a bitch, and then you die, right?” – Sarah Lynn
150. “Sometimes life’s a bitch, and then you keep living.” – Diane Nguyen
151. “What is this, a crossover episode?” – BoJack Horseman
152. “You have to laugh at the things that hurt you just to keep yourself in balance.” – Sarah Lynn
153. “The thing about happiness is that you only know you had it when it’s gone.” – BoJack Horseman
154. “Sometimes life’s a bitch, and then you keep living.” – Diane Nguyen
155. “You can’t stop the press, Diane. It’s like trying to stop a train before it derails. A lot of journalists died trying to do that, and some even derailed with the train.” – Tom Jumbo-Grumbo
156. “You can’t just be nice and hope people will like you. You have to make them like you.” – Diane Nguyen
157. “It’s not about how you feel. It’s about how you look.” – Princess Carolyn
158. “I want to feel good about myself the way you do. And I don’t know how. I don’t know if I can.” – Diane Nguyen
159. “You can’t fix everything just by being honest.” – Princess Carolyn
160. “What are you doing here? You’re responsible for my lowest moment.” – BoJack Horseman
161. “Life is a bitch, and then you die, right?” – Sarah Lynn
162. “I want to be an architect, but I’m not good at math, so I’ll just draw the buildings and hope they get made.” – Todd Chavez
163. “The truth is, deep down, I don’t think I feel bad about what I did. I think I feel good about it.” – BoJack Horseman
164. “It’s not about being the best. It’s about being better than you were yesterday.” – BoJack Horseman
165. “Closure is a made-up thing by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets.” – BoJack Horseman
166. “Every time someone leaves, it gets a little easier.” – Princess Carolyn
167. “It’s you, alright. You are all the things that are wrong with you.” – Princess Carolyn
168. “I’ve had a lot of what I thought were rock bottoms, only to discover another rockier bottom underneath.” – BoJack Horseman
169. “Time’s arrow neither stands still nor reverses. It merely marches forward.” – Angela Diaz
170. “Sometimes, you need to take responsibility for your own happiness.” – Diane Nguyen
171. I don’t understand how people live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say, ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it.’ How do people do it? I don’t know how.” – BoJack Horseman
172. “I wanted to feel good about myself, and I didn’t, so I made other people feel bad so I could feel good about myself.” – BoJack Horseman
173. “It’s not about being happy, that is the thing. I’m just trying to get through each day.” – BoJack Horseman
174. “Sometimes you need to take responsibility for your own happiness.” – Diane Nguyen
175. “If you don’t like what they’re saying, change the conversation.” – Don Draper
176. “I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast.” – BoJack Horseman
177. “Closure is a made-up thing by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets.” – BoJack Horseman
178. “Time’s arrow neither stands still nor reverses. It merely marches forward.” – Angela Diaz
179. “The one thing that matters is that you were, you were nice to me.” – Sarah Lynn
180. “You gotta get your shit together.” – Sarah Lynn
181. “Life’s a bitch and then you die, right?” – Sarah Lynn
182. “You don’t know how to be happy. You only know how to be famous. It’s the only thing you ever had, and you were too afraid to lose it.” – Herb Kazzaz
183. “You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me and now it’s all gone. And I’ll never get it back in me.” – BoJack Horseman
184. “It’s funny; when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.” – Wanda Pierce
185. “In this terrifying world, all we have are the connections that we make.” – Diane Nguyen
186. “I don’t think I believe in deep down. I think that all you are is just the things that you do.” – Diane Nguyen
187. “You have to play the hand you’re dealt, and sometimes, you get dealt a shit hand.” – Princess Carolyn
188. “You can’t keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself, like that makes it okay. You need to be better.” – Diane Nguyen
189. “We’re all terrible, and it’s all gonna end.” – BoJack Horseman
190. “The only way to be happy is to tell yourself that you are.” – Mr. Peanutbutter
191. “The only way to deal with unhappy people is to make them feel worse.” – Ruthie
192. “Life is a series of closing doors, isn’t it?” – BoJack Horseman
193. “Sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone.” – BoJack Horseman
194. “The past is a nice place to visit, but certainly not a good place to stay.” – Mr. Peanutbutter
195. “You can’t stop the press, Diane. It’s like trying to stop a train before it derails. A lot of journalists died trying to do that, and some even derailed with the train.” – Tom Jumbo-Grumbo
196. “You can’t just be nice and hope people will like you. You have to make them like you.” – Diane Nguyen
197. “It’s not about how you feel. It’s about how you look.” – Princess Carolyn
198. “What are you doing here? You’re responsible for my lowest moment.” – BoJack Horseman
199. “Life is a bitch, and then you die, right?” – Sarah Lynn
200. “Sometimes life’s a bitch, and then you keep living.” – Diane Nguyen

Final Words

“BoJack Horseman” isn’t just a show; it’s a mirror that reflects the messy, complicated, and often contradictory nature of human existence. As we bid farewell to this remarkable series, we take with us the lessons it imparted — the importance of self-awareness, the pursuit of redemption, and the understanding that life, like “BoJack Horseman” itself, is a mixture of humor and heartache. In the end, it reminds us that it’s never too late to confront our own demons, seek forgiveness, and strive to be better, even if the road is long and fraught with missteps. “BoJack Horseman” is a testament to the power of storytelling, the impact of animation, and the enduring relevance of a show that dared to dive into the darkness of the human soul while always leaving a glimmer of hope for change and growth.