Buford T Justice Qoutes

Buford T. Justice, portrayed by the legendary Jackie Gleason in the iconic “Smokey and the Bandit” film series, is a character who needs no introduction. With his distinctive Southern drawl, hilarious one-liners, and unrelenting pursuit of the Bandit, he has left an indelible mark in the world of comedy and film. Buford T. Justice’s quotes are a testament to his brash, memorable persona, often delivering a blend of humor and exasperation that audiences have cherished for decades. In this exploration, we’ll delve into some of the most uproarious and unforgettable quotes from Buford T. Justice and celebrate the comedic brilliance of this classic character.

 

 

Best Buford T Justice Qoutes

 

1. “What we’re dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law.”
2. “There’s no way, no way, that you could come from my loins.”
3. “I got the evidence right here in the front seat.”
4. “I’m gonna barbeque your ass in molasses!”
5. “I can’t do it with this elephant following me!”
6. “He’s right behind me, isn’t he? Son of a bitch.”
7. “That’s an attention-getter.”
8. “It’s called showing up… Sheriff showing up!”
9. “Let me tell you why you don’t want to drink.”
10. “You’re supposed to be helping me!”
11. “This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice!”
12. “Why you sumbitch! Get out of there!”
13. “You shouldn’t even be alive after the kind of rearending you had.”
14. “Boy, you are in a heap of trouble.”
15. “You stink! You know that?”
16. “Some of them just won’t quit.”
17. “Look, nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum’s pecker.”
18. “Junior, when I get home, you’re grounded.”
19. “Well, I’m here to give you a chance to start over and do it right this time.”
20. “I don’t think I can say ‘shit’ again.”
21. “He’s nowhere in sight.”
22. “You see that for yourself? What do you think of it?”
23. “One of them cocktail parties. They get a couple drinks in ’em and they all loosen up.”
24. “Well, I bet a dime on you getting to Hell before me.”
25. “I’m not crazy, Marge. Well, maybe a little crazy.”
26. “Lemme tell you about the lousy world we live in.”
27. “Now I know what we’re up against. These folks are proud of what they do.”
28. “He’s never driven a truck before in his life.”
29. “I never did like your cooking. Not that I can see.”
30. “You’re an hour and a half behind them.”
31. “You probably got thirty or forty other warrants on you.”
32. “The good old American way.”
33. “Just think, Junior, there’s another one to put in the bucket.”
34. “Come on, sugar! Show ’em your cotton candy!”
35. “He got to be dumber than he looks!”
36. “What we’re gonna do is we’re gonna sit down and get our heads together.”
37. “My dick feels like it’s gonna snap off!”
38. “You can’t arrest me because you don’t know how to spell ‘shrimp.'”
39. “What I want to do, Junior, is I want to get close enough to get a good look.”
40. “There ain’t no way, no way that you could come from my loins. Soon as I get home, the first thing I’m gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!”
41. “Now, move over. I want to see your drivers license.”
42. “I’m gonna remind you, your full name is Junior.”
43. “I’m telling you right now, there ain’t no way, no way, that you could come from my loins.”
44. “You look like one of them queers.”
45. “That’s a fact, Jack!”
46. “I remember all the time. I got me a photographic memory.”
47. “I’m gonna give you one last chance.”
48. “What’s your name, boy? What the hell are you wearing?”
49. “Put out an APB and all points bulletin.”
50. “Just put the evidence right here in the front seat. You can pick it up in the morning.”
51. “What’s the sign say?”
52. “I’m not crazy, Marge. Well, maybe just a little crazy.”
53. “Who’s chasing who?”
54. “Look, just tell me if I’m right or not.”
55. “There ain’t no way, no way that you came from my loins.”
56. “I was just trying to get my hat.”
57. “Did you see that? He got a gun!”
58. “You lost your hat. It happens.”
59. “I’m going to barbecue your ass in molasses!”
60. “Hold on, we’ll get ’em.”
61. “I’m gonna get that sumbitch.”
62. “Tell me, are we still in pursuit?”
63. “I’m going to get that trucker.”
64. “You’re telling me he can’t outfox that kind of truck?”
65. “Now, you tell me, are we still in pursuit?”
66. “Don’t you let him get away.”
67. “Some of them just won’t quit.”
68. “Tell me, do you think he can’t outfox that kind of truck?”
69. “I’m gonna get that trucker.”
70. “Now, I think I might get this sumbitch.”
71. “You’re in pursuit, are you?”
72. “He just passed a roadblock. I couldn’t catch him.”
73. “I’m not crazy, Marge.”
74. “Have I just gone crazy, Marge?”
75. “I bet you’re a big hit at the gay bars.”
76. “I’m going to barbecue your ass in molasses.”
77. “It’s sad when the child is an idiot.”
78. “I bet that guy just loves the gay bars.”
79. “My little basset hound!”
80. “You’re gonna find that son of a bitch.”
81. “I will, I will! But, do you realize that we’re going 95 miles an hour?”
82. “Some of them just won’t quit!”
83. “Yes, but you’re not a professional!”
84. “This is one of them gay bars.”
85. “I got a plan.”
86. “I don’t care how he talks. I’m going to catch him.”
87. “There’s no way, no way that you came from my loins.”
88. “What the hell are you driving?”
89. “I’ll get that guy.”
90. “Nobody, and I mean nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum’s pecker.”
91. “One, two, three, four, five, six, six.”
92. “Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum’s pecker.”
93. “One, two, three, four, five, six, six. Over.”
94. “Now, what’s the sign say?”
95. “Now, you’re going to see a challenge.”
96. “And never, and I mean never, say anything bad about your mama.”
97. “I want him now.”
98. “Now, you must really love your mama.”
99. “No, what is the sign say?”
100. “I’m gonna remind you, your full name is Junior.”
101. “I am gonna barbecue your ass in molasses!”
102. “Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I’m in a goddamn hurry.”
103. “I’ve got a runaway bride.”
104. “I got the evidence right here in the front seat. You can pick it up in the morning.”
105. “There’s no way, no way, that you could come from my loins.”
106. “He’s right behind me, isn’t he? Son of a bitch.”
107. “That’s an attention-getter.”
108. “It’s called showing up… Sheriff showing up!”
109. “Let me tell you why you don’t want to drink.”
110. “You’re supposed to be helping me!”
111. “This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice!”
112. “Why you sumbitch! Get out of there!”
113. “You shouldn’t even be alive after the kind of rearending you had.”
114. “Boy, you are in a heap of trouble.”
115. “You stink! You know that?”
116. “Some of them just won’t quit.”
117. “Look, nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum’s pecker.”
118. “Junior, when I get home, you’re grounded.”
119. “Well, I bet a dime on you getting to Hell before me.”
120. “I’m not crazy, Marge. Well, maybe a little crazy.”
121. “Now I know what we’re up against. These folks are proud of what they do.”
122. “He’s never driven a truck before in his life.”
123. “I never did like your cooking. Not that I can see.”
124. “You’re an hour and a half behind them.”
125. “You probably got thirty or forty other warrants on you.”
126. “The good old American way.”
127. “Just put the evidence right here in the front seat. You can pick it up in the morning.”
128. “What’s your name, boy? What the hell are you wearing?”
129. “I’m gonna barbecue your ass in molasses!”
130. “Hold on, we’ll get ’em.”
131. “I’m gonna get that sumbitch.”
132. “Tell me, are we still in pursuit?”
133. “I’m going to get that trucker.”
134. “You’re telling me he can’t outfox that kind of truck?”
135. “Now, you tell me, are we still in pursuit?”
136. “Don’t you let him get away.”
137. “Some of them just won’t quit.”
138. “Tell me, do you think he can’t outfox that kind of truck?”
139. “I’m gonna get that trucker.”
140. “Now, I think I might get this sumbitch.”
141. “You’re in pursuit, are you?”
142. “He just passed a roadblock. I couldn’t catch him.”
143. “I’m not crazy, Marge.”
144. “Have I just gone crazy, Marge?”
145. “I bet you’re a big hit at the gay bars.”
146. “My little basset hound!”
147. “You’re gonna find that son of a bitch.”
148. “I will, I will! But, do you realize that we’re going 95 miles an hour?”
149. “Some of them just won’t quit!”
150. “Yes, but you’re not a professional!”
151. “This is one of them gay bars.”
152. “I got a plan.”
153. “I don’t care how he talks. I’m going to catch him.”
154. “There’s no way, no way that you came from my loins.”
155. “What the hell are you driving?”
156. “I’ll get that guy.”
157. “Nobody, and I mean nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum’s pecker.”
158. “One, two, three, four, five, six, six.”
159. “Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum’s pecker.”
160. “One, two, three, four, five, six, six. Over.”
161. “Now, what’s the sign say?”
162. “Now, you’re going to see a challenge.”
163. “And never, and I mean never, say anything bad about your mama.”
164. “I want him now.”
165. “Now, you must really love your mama.”
166. “No, what is the sign say?”
167. “I’m gonna remind you, your full name is Junior.”
168. “There’s no way, no way, that you could come from my loins.”
169. “I was just trying to get my hat.”
170. “Did you see that? He got a gun!”
171. “You lost your hat. It happens.”
172. “I’m going to barbecue your ass in molasses!”
173. “Hold on, we’ll get ’em.”
174. “I’m gonna get that sumbitch.”
175. “Tell me, are we still in pursuit?”
176. “I’m going to get that trucker.”
177. “You’re telling me he can’t outfox that kind of truck?”
178. “Now, you tell me, are we still in pursuit?”
179. “Don’t you let him get away.”
180. “Some of them just won’t quit!”
181. “I’m gonna get that trucker.”
182. “Now, I think I might get this sumbitch.”
183. “You’re in pursuit, are you?”
184. “He just passed a roadblock. I couldn’t catch him.”
185. “I’m not crazy, Marge.”
186. “Have I just gone crazy, Marge?”
187. “I bet you’re a big hit at the gay bars.”
188. “My little basset hound!”
189. “You’re gonna find that son of a bitch.”
190. “I will, I will! But, do you realize that we’re going 95 miles an hour?”
191. “Some of them just won’t quit!”
192. “Yes, but you’re not a professional!”
193. “This is one of them gay bars.”
194. “I got a plan.”
195. “I don’t care how he talks. I’m going to catch him.”
196. “There’s no way, no way that you could come from my loins.”
197. “What the hell are you driving?”
198. “I’ll get that guy.”
199. “Nobody, and I mean nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice look like a possum’s pecker.”
200. Now, you must really love your mama.”

 

Final Words;

 

Buford T. Justice’s quotes are more than just lines from a comedy; they are a reminder of the enduring appeal of humor that transcends generations. The inimitable character brought to life by Jackie Gleason reminds us of the power of laughter and the joy of relatable, larger-than-life personalities. As we bid adieu to Buford T. Justice and his memorable quotes, let us carry with us the laughter and delight he has brought to our lives. In a world often filled with seriousness, his humorous antics and unforgettable one-liners serve as a timeless source of mirth and a reminder that sometimes, the best response to life’s challenges is to sit back, enjoy the ride, and share a good laugh.