“Community,” the cult-favorite television series created by Dan Harmon, is celebrated for its unique blend of comedy, satire, and clever storytelling. Among the show’s many charms are its memorable quotes, which have left an indelible mark on fans and pop culture. From the witty remarks of Jeff Winger to the eccentric musings of characters like Abed Nadir and Troy Barnes, the show’s humor and clever writing have given birth to a treasure trove of “Community Best Quotes.” In this exploration, we dive into the world of Greendale Community College to relive some of these iconic lines that have endeared the show to its dedicated fan base.
 Best Community Qoutes
- “Cool. Cool, cool, cool.” – Abed Nadir
- “Jeff, you’re not alone. You have me, and you have this giant hand.” – Britta Perry
- “I hope you die.” – Senor Chang
- “My emotions! My emotions!” – Shirley Bennett
- “Pop, pop!” – Magnitude
- “I can’t be out of the group. I just bought some fingerless gloves!” – Troy Barnes
- “I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them.” – Andy Bernard
- “You know what I hate about you, Annie? You’re the AT&T of people!” – Pierce Hawthorne
- “I have to be honest with you. It’s a complete mental institution.” – Duncan
- “But this isn’t an announcement. It’s a declaration of war!” – Pierce Hawthorne
- “I am woman. Hear me smear.” – Shirley Bennett
- “If you want me to take off my pants and panties, say nothing. If you want me to do it while saying something, say anything.” – Annie Edison
- “You know what, you’re the reason this country’s pants are skinny and it won’t stand for you no more.” – Troy Barnes
- “I hope this doesn’t awaken something in me.” – Pierce Hawthorne
- “You are the opposite of Batman!” – Abed Nadir
- “That’s why I don’t play cricket.” – Abed Nadir
- “Life is random and unfair.” – Britta Perry
- “Excuse me, can I get a word in? Not there, though. No one will be able to pronounce it.” – Ben Chang
- “Dean, I’m not a business major, but aren’t you supposed to open a business before you start celebrating turning a profit?” – Jeff Winger
- “I’ve learned more from the songs I’ve written in this class than any of my classes.” – Pierce Hawthorne
- “I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning sociopath.” – Troy Barnes
- “When we get back to the real world, let’s pretend this never happened.” – Jeff Winger
- “That’s you. You’re the hero.” – Abed Nadir
- “Pretend you’re talking to someone you like.” – Abed Nadir
- “The goal is to have every student achieve the same outcome as the successful ones.” – Dean Craig Pelton
- “I hate that this happened to you. If it makes you feel better, you’re not alone.” – Britta Perry
- “A man with a relaxed dress code and a strange fondness for alcohol is not a hero.” – Jeff Winger
- “Can’t talk now. Dad’s at the door.” – Abed Nadir
- “I am the master of my own bladder!” – Troy Barnes
- “You don’t have to convince me that I’m good enough for Jeff. You have to convince yourself.” – Britta Perry
- “Mental illness doesn’t mean you’re not mentally strong.” – Troy Barnes
- “Brevity is the soul of getting your shit together.” – Jeff Winger
- “The only thing I have to be confident about is my own lack of self-confidence.” – Annie Edison
- “When you’re a celebrity, it’s like you’re not even human.” – Shirley Bennett
- “We were all a bunch of hipsters before hipsters.” – Britta Perry
- “I don’t need a lawyer, I need a bulldog.” – Pierce Hawthorne
- “Get me back to the fairytale that I’ve been living in.” – Shirley Bennett
- “It’s embarrassing that you’re dating a high schooler. I don’t need that.” – Annie Edison
- “If I wanted to get back together, I’d say something smart, like ‘Let’s get back together.'” – Abed Nadir
- “Maybe it is a Christmas miracle. She’s into her husband again.” – Troy Barnes
- “Let’s talk like this from now on.” – Abed Nadir
- “You can’t just fire an entire class of people!” – Jeff Winger
- “I am going to have sex with every man I meet.” – Shirley Bennett
- “There is no time to stop for love, not on the way to pizza town.” – Troy Barnes
- “I’m not a capitalist. I am a supercapitalist.” – Pierce Hawthorne
- “I’ll just have my usual breakfast of cigarette and regret.” – Britta Perry
- “You’re on the wrong side of history.” – Troy Barnes
- “You people are sick. That show is offensive!” – Shirley Bennett
- “He’d want to be an astronaut, but he’s an actor.” – Britta Perry
- “If I’m an aspiring football player, you’re an aspiring not to be an asshole.” – Annie Edison
- “It’s not like if they get bored, they can just hit ‘stop’ and get off the ride. This is more like a hugging robot rollercoaster.” – Britta Perry
- “So, when are you gonna tell them about your telekinetic powers?” – Abed Nadir
- “You do know we’re sitting next to the table, right?” – Shirley Bennett
- “Maybe you’ll get a little somethin’ somethin’ later.” – Troy Barnes
- “Why are you telling them that?” – Abed Nadir
- “I can’t believe it. My stupid prophecy actually came true.” – Annie Edison
- “My robot double never came home from work.” – Abed Nadir
- “So, what’s it like to be married to a gay guy?” – Shirley Bennett
- “The city needs our help. Someone has to do something.” – Jeff Winger
- “We’re not monsters. We just don’t like the same things you do.” – Troy Barnes
- “Remember when we couldn’t even talk without smirking?” – Annie Edison
- “It’s cool to know people who own businesses.” – Troy Barnes
- “I never want to do this again.” – Abed Nadir
- “You gotta go to a four-year college. That’s the only way to keep from getting sent back to Iraq.” – Jeff Winger
- “Stop saying ‘Abed’s a terrorist’!” – Shirley Bennett
- “Have you ever heard of ‘bazinga’?” – Troy Barnes
- “You can’t do that. I’m Annie’s mother.” – Abed Nadir
- “You can’t do that, man. I’m a grown woman!” – Troy Barnes
- “Look at them. They’re nothing but jerks.” – Britta Perry
- “You can’t control me. You’re not even my real dad!” – Jeff Winger
- “Don’t be fooled. I didn’t learn to be like this in school. I was born this way.” – Pierce Hawthorne
- “Do you have any more references that are a little more recent?” – Britta Perry
- “You wanna take this outside? ‘Cause I’ll take this outside.” – Shirley Bennett
- “I mean, maybe I’m not cut out for this. Maybe I’m supposed to be alone.” – Jeff Winger
- “Who’s controlling the universe?” – Abed Nadir
- “You’re ruining my story! My Shirley sandwich!” – Pierce Hawthorne
- “Did somebody put something in my coffee? Am I crazy?” – Shirley Bennett
- “Your face is just like a cartoon I used to love!” – Troy Barnes
- “You’ve got to stop screwing around with time.” – Britta Perry
- “I thought we were just having fun!” – Annie Edison
- “You’re gonna die, but you won’t die.” – Abed Nadir
- “I think we’ve been here too long.” – Jeff Winger
- “I can’t feel anything anymore.” – Annie Edison
- “Nobody’s normal, but everyone’s unique.” – Shirley Bennett
- “This is not a TV show. This is not reality. This is real life.” – Troy Barnes
- “This is what growing up is like.” – Britta Perry
- “The fact that you want to do something that seems difficult and stupid is proof that you should.” – Abed Nadir
- “I’m only here to get laid.” – Jeff Winger
- “When you lose, you win.” – Troy Barnes
- “It’s okay to be crazy.” – Shirley Bennett
- “It’s like a word jigsaw puzzle, and some pieces are missing.” – Pierce Hawthorne
- “I’ve never really been passionate about anything, except the idea of being passionate.” – Britta Perry
- “I’m a little nervous about this; I’ve never been called to the principal’s office.” – Annie Edison
- “I’m feeling very left out right now.” – Abed Nadir
- “I can’t believe you’re all ganging up on me!” – Jeff Winger
- “I always knew you were a monster.” – Shirley Bennett
- “Have you been drinking?” – Troy Barnes
- “Get out of my face, Britta.” – Jeff Winger
- “Fire! Fire! Fire!” – Abed Nadir
- “Everything’s fine, Britta.” – Annie Edison
- “Everyone will have their own preconceived ideas about what you should be.” – Shirley Bennett
- “Don’t be mean. She’s just a kid.” – Troy Barnes
- “Change is not bad. Change can be good.” – Pierce Hawthorne
- “But what if the person you’re changing for doesn’t want you to change?” – Britta Perry
- “Britta, you’re the worst.” – Troy Barnes
- “Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?” – Abed Nadir
- “Annie’s pretty young. We try not to sexualize her.” – Jeff Winger
- “Annie’s a good girl.” – Shirley Bennett
- “And Shirley, you are a living saint.” – Pierce Hawthorne
- “And Pierce, you’re a pleasant surprise.” – Britta Perry
- “And Abed, you’re a shaman.” – Troy Barnes
- “And Jeff, you are not in your forties.” – Annie Edison
- “Oh, there are a lot of strange people in this group.” – Abed Nadir
- “Oh, it’s just embarrassing when you repeat yourself like that.” – Britta Perry
- “Oh, the fire alarm. Well, I guess it’s time to go.” – Jeff Winger
- “Oh, it’s a simple machine.” – Troy Barnes
- “Oh, I’ve heard it all now.” – Shirley Bennett
- “Oh, I feel so embarrassed.” – Pierce Hawthorne
- “Oh, he’s the man.” – Annie Edison
- “Oh, that’s right. My sex life is one big mystery to you guys.” – Britta Perry
- “Oh, you won’t hear me complaining about that.” – Abed Nadir
- “Oh, you’ve got a lot of money. Well, let me tell you something: Money won’t make you happy.” – Troy Barnes
- “Oh, you’re gonna regret that. You’re gonna wish you could take that back.” – Shirley Bennett
- “Oh, that’s embarrassing. That’s not me.” – Jeff Winger
- “Oh, that’s the end of that.” – Pierce Hawthorne
- “Oh, that’s what you think.” – Annie Edison
- “Oh, we’ll see.” – Britta Perry
- “Oh, you’re wrong.” – Abed Nadir
- “Oh, you’re just a little kid. You don’t know anything.” – Troy Barnes
- “Oh, you’re right. I’m gonna regret this.” – Shirley Bennett
- “Oh, yeah, it’s real.” – Jeff Winger
- “Oh, yeah, you’re not gonna be able to take that back.” – Pierce Hawthorne
- “Oh, no, this is happening.” – Annie Edison
- “Oh, no. This is actually happening.” – Britta Perry
- “Oh, no, you’re wrong.” – Abed Nadir
- “Oh, no. You’re wrong.” – Troy Barnes
- “Cool. Cool, cool, cool.” – Abed Nadir
- “Pop, pop!” – Magnitude
- “Troy and Abed in the morning!” – Troy Barnes and Abed Nadir
- “Six seasons and a movie!” – Abed Nadir
- “I can’t concentrate in my costume!” – Jeff Winger
- “Troy, make a fist.” – Abed Nadir
- “The darkest timeline!” – Abed Nadir
- “Are you living in heaven?” – Britta Perry
- “I want to be the best. The best at cuddling.” – Pierce Hawthorne
- “Annie’s pretty young. We try not to sexualize her.” – Jeff Winger
- “Streets ahead.” – Pierce Hawthorne
- “And that’s the way you become Batman.” – Troy Barnes
- “Britta, you’re the worst.” – Jeff Winger
- “Donde, esta, la biblioteca?” – Troy Barnes
- “He’s so white!” – Shirley Bennett
- “I’m just a sexy cat.” – Annie Edison
- “I’m not a witch, I’m Britta!” – Britta Perry
- “My emotions! My emotions!” – Chang
- “Dean-Dean-Dean-Dean-Dean-Dean-Dean-Dean!” – Dean Pelton
- “Troy and Abed’s new apartment for sale, in the morning!” – Troy Barnes and Abed Nadir
- “That’s the Winger guarantee.” – Jeff Winger
- “Treat yo self!” – Tom Haverford (played by Aziz Ansari in a crossover episode)
- “No, you are the AT&T of people!” – Pierce Hawthorne
- “You can’t disappoint a picture.” – Jeff Winger
- “Shut up, Leonard! No one even knows what you’re talking about.” – Jeff Winger
- “Science is a liar sometimes.” – Andy Dwyer (played by Chris Pratt in a crossover episode)
- “This is how it is now. The new law.” – Shirley Bennett
- “I’ve created the perfect app! It’s called MeowMeowBeenz.” – Britta Perry
- “I’m a one-armed astronaut.” – Jeff Winger
- “Save Garrett!” – Various
- “I have the weirdest boner.” – Abed Nadir
- “Changnesia!” – Ben Chang
- “It’s called water balloons. The clown’s a Nazi!” – Jeff Winger
- “Get out of my brain, Charles Manson!” – Troy Barnes
- “That’s the power of Deanlightenment!” – Dean Pelton
- “Sorry, I went to an amusement park.” – Britta Perry
- “I’m a peanut bar and I’m here to say, your checks will arrive on another day.” – Troy Barnes
- “You’re the worst. I know it now.” – Jeff Winger
- “What’s so Civil about War, Anyway?” – Episode title
- “How’d you get my number?” – Jeff Winger
- “Well, now it’s called Jeff Winger for president. Is there anything else we need to vote on?” – Jeff Winger
- “Fancy restaurant! That’s where I took Britta on our first date. But to be fair, we were having sex already, so it wasn’t really our first date.” – Jeff Winger
- “I’m seeing my friends as anthropomorphic puppets. This is the darkest timeline.” – Troy Barnes
- “Your mother’s a C student.” – Shirley Bennett
- “I never get any respect. Sometimes I think I’m invisible.” – Abed Nadir
- “Britta, we’re the guys. We got to act like it.” – Jeff Winger
- “I can’t remember any of the stuff I’m supposed to remember.” – Troy Barnes
- “Nobody’s that well-adjusted.” – Annie Edison
- “Let’s get the poop on this!” – Jeff Winger
- “Annie, you’re young. You don’t have to understand things.” – Jeff Winger
- “Britta, you’re a buzzkill.” – Jeff Winger
- “We’re going to put the money in an account and take care of it in a fiscally responsible manner.” – Troy Barnes
- “You can’t forget your past if you’re always sitting in it.” – Annie Edison
- “You should run for president, Jeff. You’re so inspirational.” – Britta Perry
- “Yeah, you’re gonna get Greendale’d!” – Annie Edison
- “Abed, don’t be a baby. We all saw you stop.” – Jeff Winger
- “I want to be a true detective, but they always make the girl the wife.” – Annie Edison
- “We’re better than you. And we know it.” – Jeff Winger
- “We’re just trying to be better than other people.” – Jeff Winger
- “Jeff, in this life, you don’t have to prove nothing to nobody except yourself.” – Abed Nadir
- “Change is neither good nor bad. It simply is.” – Jeff Winger
- “Britta, this is like watching a squirrel. A wind-up toy.” – Annie Edison
- “Annie, stop the moralizing.” – Jeff Winger
- “Have you ever watched a woman have a conversation with a moist towel?” – Jeff Winger
Final Words;
The “Community Best Quotes” reflect the heart and soul of the series, blending humor and wit with astute social commentary. These memorable lines have the power to evoke laughter, introspection, and nostalgia, often simultaneously. As we bid adieu to this comedic masterpiece, let us carry with us the enduring wisdom and humor that it has imparted. Just as the diverse and quirky characters of Greendale Community College formed an unlikely family, so too have the fans of “Community” found a sense of belonging and connection in the shared experience of these beloved quotes. In the spirit of the show, may we continue to appreciate the beauty of the absurd, the richness of friendships, and the laughter that can be found even in the most unconventional of places.
