Dragon Ball Z Abridged” (DBZA) is a beloved fan-made parody of the iconic anime series “Dragon Ball Z.” Produced by Team Four Star, DBZA has garnered a dedicated following for its humor, wit, and the memorable quotes it has introduced to the “Dragon Ball” fandom. These quotes often take the original series’ dramatic moments and infuse them with comedic brilliance, creating a unique and enduring charm. Whether it’s lampooning the intense battles, character quirks, or the absurdity of the Dragon Ball world, DBZA’s quotes have become iconic in their own right, cherished by fans who relish both the original series and this delightful parody.
Best Dbza Qoutes
- “I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.”
- “Dodge!”
- “It’s over 9,000!”
- “I don’t need a Saiyan pod to get around in space, because I’m a space duck!”
- “And for the first time ever, I am all right with that!”
- “Wait a sec, don’t Namekians reproduce asexually?”
- “Okay, we know the ‘what,’ how about the ‘why?'”
- “Team Four Star presents, the Saiyan saga, and a brand new carpet!”
- “Gentlemen, I have a plan. A brilliant plan!”
- “Don’t you know I’m loco?!”
- “As long as we’re out here, we might as well start training, right?”
- “It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault!”
- “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one.”
- “Do you have any idea how expensive this sh*t is?”
- “Now he’s just in it for the nookie.”
- “I don’t want to be on TV!”
- “Listen, we don’t have time for space ducks right now!”
- “Have you been juicing?”
- “Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. NOBODY!”
- “Nappa, that’s a tree. You’ve just planted the Dragon Balls!”
- “If he does not kill them, I will shoot him in the f*cking head!”
- “This isn’t Nam. This is Dragon Ball. There are rules!”
- “Well, it’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine.”
- “It’s official. This is the worst day in the history of ever.”
- “What the hell is that, Nappa?”
- “Over 9000? There’s no way that could be right!”
- “That’s right, I am hilarious, and you will quote everything I say!”
- “I can’t take them seriously in those outfits!”
- “You can call me Queen Cold.”
- “C is for cookie, and that’s good enough for me.”
- “I have a thick ass, and I cannot lie.”
- “Did you forget about me?”
- “Time to put on my war face!”
- “I’m a ‘firm’ believer in ‘better late than never.'”
- “Do you know how long it took to make that?”
- “If I wanted to hear you talk, I’d stick my hand up your ass and work your mouth like a puppet!”
- “You best remember your place, you low-class scum.”
- “I love my job.”
- “Nobody likes a tailgater.”
- “Come to think of it, when was the last time we did something as a family?”
- “This was nothing more than an all-you-can-eat buffet of pain, and I was first in line.”
- “Well, he’s dead. Forever this time.”
- “And it’s 10 feet wide, 30 feet deep, and filled with lubricant!”
- “Is this where you want me to beg for my life, Freeza?”
- “One more quip out of you, and I swear I will deck you!”
- “What are you doing, Gohan? Destroying the Moon!”
- “That’s right, come on over, give the man who tried to kill your son a heartwarming hug.”
- “Hey, guys, there’s an entire city right here. There’s got to be a doctor somewhere!”
- “I hope you know I am not responsible for whatever happens next.”
- “What am I doing here?”
- “No, they took that out of me after my first time in the cooler.”
- “But it’s so easy, like a glass bottle with a twist-off cap!”
- “That’s my secret, Cap. I’m always angry.”
- “I wish I could talk like that. Maybe people would take me more seriously.”
- “I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.”
- “Hold your fire! This man isn’t Black!”
- “You sure you’re okay, man? You sound a little funny.”
- “So, we’re still meeting at Hooters, right?”
- “Damn it, Freeza! You couldn’t have held it in for five minutes?”
- “Who’s there? I am the king of all sandwiches!”
- “And that’s the end of that chapter.”
- “What’s a Goku?”
- I will give you a proper farewell before I destroy you.”
- “Well, isn’t this a blast from the past?”
- “I can’t believe you’re not reformed yet.”
- “He’s mad, bro. Mad as hell.”
- “You can’t stop me! I’ve eaten more saiyans than I have years of life.”
- “I can’t stop screaming.”
- “Looks like you’ve been… disarmed.”
- “Why are you shirtless?”
- “I don’t think they ever understood the butterfly effect.”
- “Maybe I should let my son inside of me.”
- “Make your move. I dare you.”
- “A pool, huh? I didn’t know we had a pool.”
- “I have nothing left to teach you.”
- “You make me want to kill you.”
- “This is the worst pain.”
- “I’m still alive!”
- “What was that? I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the smell of my people’s blood on your hands.”
- “I don’t want you to save me, you idiot. I want you to save my dad!”
- “You’re gonna carry that weight.”
- “We don’t want to kill you, we just want to beat the ever-loving f*ck out of you.”
- “Are we there yet?”
- “Gohan, we just stole a man’s space pod.”
- “A bug planet? Is it amazing?”
- “That’s where the ships go, stupid!”
- “Don’t have a Krillin!”
- “Remember the Red Ribbon Army? Remember me?”
- “I’m gonna be the best pilot out there, and my first mission’s gonna be in this baby!”
- “No, I want to go home.”
- “Got your hat!”
- “We’re here to fck sht up!”
- “God, I can’t get enough of that.”
- “No, that’s just how I cope.”
- “You should take him to a doctor.”
- “You’re going to love it!”
- “So, have you been lifting?”
- “But I don’t know how to fight.”
- “Did you guys feel that?”
- “They’re touching tips, guys. This is not safe for YouTube.”
- “At least I won’t have to listen to ‘Butterfly’ again.”
- “Man, they grow up so fast.”
- “I’m not Kakarot. My name is-“
- “Don’t worry, Goku, I’ll make you a proud saiyan.”
- “Hey, Freeza, the human body is composed of 75% water. I am 100% DEATH!”
- “Goodbye, father.”
- “Buu is not your mother. Buu is a very busy man.”
- “So, how’s your sister?”
- “He’s even more lonely than me.”
- “You’re right. I am sorry, Father.”
- “Nothing makes sense anymore.”
- “I AM HYPED FOR PAAAAAAAIN!”
- “Hey, are you crying? You sound like you’re crying.”
- “I don’t like bullying. Which is why I’m utterly destroying your face right now.”
- “I could still die, but he could do it, and I believe in him.”
- “What’s a matter, Freeza? I’m the one tootin’ your horn.”
- “Well, one of us is gonna have to change.”
- “I’ve done it, Vegeta. I’ve done the impossible. I’ve knocked us the f*ck out!”
- “I have enough issues to deal with as it is.”
- “Mr. Popo, I think I might be a bad person.”
- “Krillin, I’ve been in a lot of pain tonight, but I just can’t help but feel that you’re all the pain I’ll ever need.”
- “It’s so cute when you stammer.”
- “Oh god, it’s not a porn planet, is it?”
- “Buu’s no scared of you.”
- “Ginyu Force, let’s show them how to dance!”
- “It’s like someone took your idea and just made it sh*t!”
- “But if that’s the case, you won’t mind showing me yours.”
- “I’m literally shaking on the ground right now.”
- “We finally killed something.”
- “Ginyu Force, let’s hit it!”
- “See, the way you do it is…”
- “Sorry, I was picturing you naked.”
- “Do you know what he’s talking about?”
- “I don’t know, but he’s the easiest person in the world to mess with.”
- “I don’t know what to believe. Everything I know is a lie.”
- “There are three kind of lies: lies, damned lies, and poetry.”
- “Thanks for sharing, Cell. Have you considered therapy?”
- “I can’t wait to get my hands all over you.”
- “You see, we Saiyans release a unique pheromone that—”
- “That’s right. There’s a Super Saiyan here, so don’t even bother.”
- “We’re all in the same boat, guys. A creepy, creepy boat.”
- “What’s more annoying than two more Saiyans?”
- “Oh, he was my second kill!”
- “Wow, so many question marks. I feel like I’m back on Namek.”
- “I can’t keep doing this to myself.”
- “Is anyone else noticing a theme, or is it just me?”
- “So, what do you like to do for fun?”
- “I have crippling depression.”
- “For my last wish, I want to watch a movie!”
- “I’d rather be on Namek.”
- “I’m going to blow up the planet.”
- “Well, I believe in the heart of the cards.”
- “You’re all a bunch of dogs, and I’m the dog whisperer.”
- “So, what was it like being the only black guy in Dragon Ball Z?”
- “You think I’m going to let this happen?”
- “Don’t lie. You would miss me.”
- “He died the way he lived: not being on the show.”
- “Give it up, Goku! There’s no way you could defeat me!”
- “Aw, don’t worry, guys. You’ve still got me.”
- “Alright, we’re already in for a very weird night.”
- “Sorry, I’m sorry. That’s so mean.”
- “Wow, that sounds like a lot.”
- “You should take him to a doctor.”
- “Bulma, the only thing I want to be doing is you.”
- “Every saga has its end.”
- “You have my sympathy, Goku. But, trust me, I am NOT the one who needs it.”
- “It’s Mr. Popo, I could be anywhere.”
- “Buu is no more. Buu is no more. Buu is no more.”
- “Vegeta, I’m trying to stand on my feet, but I can’t. And I know there’s no energy left in my legs.”
- “Kakarot, please! Do not insult me like that.”
- “He’s doing it! He’s finally doing it!”
- “Well, it’s time to go to the mall and spend the entire day’s earnings.”
- “But I don’t know how to fight.”
- “We still do not wish to drink with you.”
- “I’m going to miss you, Vegeta.”
- “And now it’s time for the new namekian workout.”
- “It’s just so easy, it’s like a glass bottle with a twist-off cap!”
- “What? What the hell’s a condom?”
- “These shoes. They’re all I’ve got.”
- “This is not where I want to be.”
- “How many arms do you have?”
- “So, have you been lifting?”
- “Remember this, Bojack. The longer the note, the more dread.”
- “I just want you to know that I am so disappointed in you.”
- “And who’s this freaky fish guy? Get a dog, little long-nose!”
- “Dad, I… I think I might be a feminist.”
- “I can’t even look at them without feeling dirty.”
- “Where do I go? What do I do? It’s your game now, man. I’m out.”
- “I don’t know what I’m doing.”
- “And I hope you enjoy drowning in this beautiful, treacherous ocean.”
- “Damn it, Jeice. What the hell? Where’s Ginyu?”
- “I am Goku, and I am insane.”
- “You sayin’ we’re paid?”
- “He said ‘damn,’ so no.”
- “Freeza’s had her, and he’s only using one hand. What’s wrong with me?”
- “I see a crack. I see another crack.”
- “I was a f*cking dinosaur!”
- “Well, I suppose we should have sent a namekian next.”
- “We need you to come back.”
- “What was that for?”
- “Come on, I got the perfect song for this.”
- “You can go Super Saiyan? I can go Super Duper Saiyan.”
- “But I’m a warrior!”
- “I can’t believe we went to a fair in the middle of a war.”
- “Why did it just get dark?”
- “Why aren’t you naked?”
- “Krillin, our ball’s gone. Now, I have to find the last one.”
- “What’s this warm feeling? Is it pride in my son?”
- “Well, I’ve already made a list, but it’ll be real short.”
- “I love nature.”
- “If you don’t, I’ll start squeezing.”
- “Sorry, man. I’m just saying, it’s the first thing that came to mind.”
Final Words;
DBZA has left an indelible mark on the “Dragon Ball” community with its humorous take on the classic series, and its quotes have played a significant role in this. From witty one-liners to brilliant parodies of iconic scenes, these quotes have brought a new dimension to the world of “Dragon Ball Z,” making us laugh while celebrating the show’s inherent charm. As we revisit these memorable quotes, we’re reminded of the enduring appeal of DBZA and the power of humor to connect fans with the beloved characters and epic moments of the “Dragon Ball” universe. The laughter and joy that these quotes have provided over the years are a testament to the creativity and passion of Team Four Star, and they continue to be celebrated by fans as an integral part of the “Dragon Ball” experience.
