Prepare to embark on a humorous journey through the wisdom of a different kind – the witty and whimsical world of Confucius-inspired quotes! While Confucius himself was known for his profound philosophical teachings, these humorous interpretations take a lighthearted spin on life’s quirks and absurdities. Join me as we explore the lighter side of wisdom, sprinkled with a generous dose of laughter and a dash of absurdity.”
Funny Confucius Qoutes
- “Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.”
- “Man who runs behind car will get exhausted but man who runs in front of car will get tired.”
- “Man who fart in church sit in own pew.”
- “Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.”
- “Man who eats too many prunes sits on toilet many moons.”
- “Man who drops watch in toilet has shitty time.”
- “Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands.”
- “Man who plays with himself gets a hand in life.”
- “Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger.”
- “Man who stands on street corner with hands in pockets feels crazy.”
- “Man who gets too big for his britches may get exposed in the end.”
- “Man who stands in front of car gets tired, but man who stands behind car gets exhausted.”
- “Man who eat cookie in bed wake up feeling crumby.”
- “Man who sits on tack gets point.”
- “Man who makes mistake in elevator is wrong on many levels.”
- “Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.”
- “Man who jumps off cliff jumps to conclusion.”
- “Man who drops watch in toilet has a crappy time.”
- “Man who stick head in oven is baking bad idea.”
- “Man who eats dynamite has a blast.”
- “Man who walk through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.”
- “Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.”
- “Man who steal an eraser may find himself in a sticky situation.”
- “Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.”
- “Man who goes to sleep with an itchy butt wakes up with a stinky finger.”
- “Man who sits on toilet is high on pot.”
- “Man who fart in church sit in own pew.”
- “Man who sit on tack get point.”
- “Man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.”
- “Man who go to bed with an itchy butt wake up with a stinky finger.”
- “Man who make mistake in elevator wrong on many levels.”
- “Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in the basement.”
- “Man who walks into bar with diarrhea problem leaves with smelly solution.”
- “Man who marries a woman with no imagination has no imagination to marry.”
- “Man who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.”
- “Man who run behind car get exhausted.”
- “Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.”
- “Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.”
- “Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion.”
- “Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.”
- “Man who drive like hell is bound to get there.”
- “Man who sits in church with an itchy butt leaves church with a stinky finger.”
- “Man who stands in middle of road get hit by traffic.”
- “Man who run behind car get exhausted.”
- “Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.”
- “Man who drops watch in toilet has crappy time.”
- “Man who makes mistake in elevator wrong on many levels.”
- “Man who marries a woman with no imagination has no imagination to marry.”
- “Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion.”
- “Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.”
- “Man who marries a woman with no imagination has no imagination to marry.”
- “Man who jumps off cliff jumps to conclusion.”
- “Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.”
- “Man who eats too many prunes sits on toilet many moons.”
- “Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.”
- “Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.”
- “Man who pees in wind gets wet pants.”
- “Man who walk through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.”
- “Man who make mistake in elevator wrong on many levels.”
- “Man who drive like hell bound to get there.”
- “Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.”
- “Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.”
- “Man who marries a woman with no imagination has no imagination to marry.”
- “Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.”
- “Man who eat too many prunes sit on toilet many moons.”
- “Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.”
- “Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.”
- “Man who marries a woman with no imagination has no imagination to marry.”
- “Man who marries a woman with no imagination has no imagination to marry.”
- “Man who pees in wind gets wet pants.”
- “Man who pees in wind gets wet pants.”
- “Man who jumps off cliff jumps to conclusion.”
- “Man who jumps off cliff jumps to conclusion.”
- “Man who make mistake in elevator wrong on many levels.”
- “Man who eats dynamite has a blast.”
- “Man who eats dynamite has a blast.”
- “Man who walk through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.”
- “Man who walk through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.”
- “Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.”
- “Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.”
- “Man who makes mistake in elevator wrong on many levels.”
- “Man who makes mistake in elevator wrong on many levels.”
- “Man who sit on tack get point.”
- “Man who sit on tack get point.”
- “Man who fart in church sit in own pew.”
- “Man who fart in church sit in own pew.”
- “Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.”
- “Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.”
- “Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger.”
- “Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger.”
- “Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.”
- “Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.”
- “Man who eats too many prunes sits on toilet many moons.”
- “Man who eats too many prunes sits on toilet many moons.”
- “Man who drives like hell bound to get there.”
- “Man who drives like hell bound to get there.”
- “Man who stands in front of car gets tired, but man who stands behind car gets exhausted.”
- “Man who stands in front of car gets tired, but man who stands behind car gets exhausted.”
- “Man who plays with himself gets a hand in life.”
- “Man who plays with himself gets a hand in life.”
- “Man who steals an eraser may find himself in a sticky situation.”
- “Man who steals an eraser may find himself in a sticky situation.”
- “Man who goes to sleep with an itchy butt wakes up with a stinky finger.”
- “Man who goes to sleep with an itchy butt wakes up with a stinky finger.”
- “Man who makes mistake in elevator wrong on many levels.”
- “Man who makes mistake in elevator wrong on many levels.”
- “Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in the basement.”
- “Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in the basement.”
- “Man who walks into bar with diarrhea problem leaves with smelly solution.”
- “Man who walks into bar with diarrhea problem leaves with smelly solution.”
- “Man who run behind car gets exhausted.”
- “Man who run behind car gets exhausted.”
- “Man who eat cookie in bed wake up feeling crumby.”
- “Man who eat cookie in bed wake up feeling crumby.”
- “Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.”
- “Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.”
- “Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.”
- “Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.”
- “Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.”
- “Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.”
- “Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.”
- “Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.”
- “Man who sits in church with an itchy butt leaves church with a stinky finger.”
- “Man who sits in church with an itchy butt leaves church with a stinky finger.”
- “Man who sit on tack get point.”
- “Man who sit on tack get point.”
- “Man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.”
- “Man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.”
- “Man who walk through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.”
- “Man who walk through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.”
- “Man who make mistake in elevator wrong on many levels.”
- “Man who make mistake in elevator wrong on many levels.”
- “Man who marries a woman with no imagination has no imagination to marry.”
- “Man who marries a woman with no imagination has no imagination to marry.”
- “Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion.”
- “Man who jump off cliff jump to conclusion.”
- “Man who eat too many prunes sit on toilet many moons.”
- “Man who eat too many prunes sit on toilet many moons.”
- “Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.”
- “Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.”
- “Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.”
- “Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.”
- “Man who pees in wind gets wet pants.”
- “Man who pees in wind gets wet pants.”
- “Man who jumps off cliff jumps to conclusion.”
- “Man who jumps off cliff jumps to conclusion.”
- “Man who make mistake in elevator wrong on many levels.”
- “Man who make mistake in elevator wrong on many levels.”
- “Man who marries a woman with no imagination has no imagination to marry.”
- “Man who marries a woman with no imagination has no imagination to marry.”
- “Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.”
- “Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.”
- “Man who eat too many prunes sit on toilet many moons.”
- “Man who eat too many prunes sit on toilet many moons.”
- “Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger.”
- “Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger.”
- “Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.”
- “Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.”
- “Man who runs behind car will get exhausted but man who runs in front of car will get tired.”
- “Man who runs behind car will get exhausted but man who runs in front of car will get tired.”
- “Man who fart in church sit in own pew.”
- “Man who fart in church sit in own pew.”
- “Man who sit on tack get point.”
- “Man who sit on tack get point.”
- “Man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.”
- “Man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.”
- “Man who walk through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.”
- “Man who walk through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.”
- “Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.”
- “Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.”
- “Man who makes mistake in elevator wrong on many levels.”
- “Man who makes mistake in elevator wrong on many levels.”
- “Man who sit on tack get point.”
- “Man who sit on tack get point.”
- “Man who fart in church sit in own pew.”
- “Man who fart in church sit in own pew.”
- “Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.”
- “Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.”
- “Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger.”
- “Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger.”
- “Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.”
- “Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.”
- “Man who eats dynamite has a blast.”
- “Man who eats dynamite has a blast.”
- “Man who walk through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.”
- “Man who walk through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.”
- “Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.”
- “Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.”
- “Man who makes mistake in elevator wrong on many levels.”
- “Man who makes mistake in elevator wrong on many levels.”
- “Man who sits in church with an itchy butt leaves church with a stinky finger.”
- “Man who sits in church with an itchy butt leaves church with a stinky finger.”
- “Man who run behind car gets exhausted.”
- “Man who run behind car gets exhausted.”
- “Man who eat cookie in bed wake up feeling crumby.”
- “Man who eat cookie in bed wake up feeling crumby.”
- “Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.”
- “Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.”
- “Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.”
- “Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.”
Final Words
“As our delightful journey through these funny Confucius-inspired quotes comes to an end, I hope they’ve brought a smile to your face and a chuckle to your heart. Life can be serious, but humor is the spice that adds flavor to our days. So, let’s carry the wisdom of laughter with us as we navigate the twists and turns of life. Remember, even in the most challenging moments, a good laugh can be the best remedy. Keep smiling, stay curious, and embrace the humor in everyday life!”
