Homestar Runner Qoutes

 

 

Best Homestar Runner Qoutes

 

1. “I’m Homestar Runner, and this is the stick.” – Homestar Runner
2. “Strong Bad, I thought I told you to stop using the Tandy 400!” – Homestar Runner
3. “I can do it! I can do it nine times!” – Homestar Runner
4. “I’ve got the only tape of the cheat’s favorite songs. He’s gonna love it.” – Homestar Runner
5. “My name’s not ‘Bluh, Helo, Gom, Gop’, it’s Homestar Runner.” – Homestar Runner
6. “Da Cheato, get out of the way. I’m trying to win this time.” – Homestar Runner
7. “Come on, have some cham-peen-ya. It’s fresh squeezed from the finest toothpaste and orange juice.” – Homestar Runner
8. “I have the weirdest urge to do some break dancing.” – Homestar Runner
9. “Come on, man, I need that book report for school!” – Homestar Runner
10. “I was just moving the furniture back into place.” – Homestar Runner
11. “I’m Homestar Runner, and this is the stick.” – Homestar Runner
12. “I can do it! I can do it nine times!” – Homestar Runner
13. “My name’s not ‘Bluh, Helo, Gom, Gop,’ it’s Homestar Runner.” – Homestar Runner
14. “Da Cheato, get out of the way. I’m trying to win this time.” – Homestar Runner
15. “Come on, have some cham-peen-ya. It’s fresh squeezed from the finest toothpaste and orange juice.” – Homestar Runner
16. “I have the weirdest urge to do some break dancing.” – Homestar Runner
17. “Come on, man, I need that book report for school!” – Homestar Runner
18. “I was just moving the furniture back into place.” – Homestar Runner
19. “Why, oh why, must I back the car all the way down the drive-way?” – Homestar Runner
20. “Oh, I’m gonna answer the… crap out of this email.” – Strong Bad
21. “I’ll have the English paper, I mean the famous jibberish name of pizza.” – Strong Bad
22. “That is not a fish.” – Strong Bad
23. “And I’m like, ‘Dang! You’re pretty!” – Homestar Runner
24. “Maybe if I pretend to be at work, she won’t make me do more work.” – Homestar Runner
25. “I’m not mad. I’m just… disappointed.” – Strong Bad
26. “I always like a good Lappy.” – The Cheat
27. “Check this email out. They used, like, 12 exclamation marks.” – Homestar Runner
28. “Homestar, how do you type with boxing gloves on your hands?” – Strong Bad
29. “Everybody, everybody!” – The King of Town
30. “I can’t believe I have to apologize to these guys.” – Homestar Runner
31. “That was pretty funny, actually.” – Homestar Runner
32. “You guys are gonna have to try a lot harder than that to beat me at golf.” – Strong Bad
33. “Sometimes I do cool things.” – Homestar Runner
34. “I really, really, really don’t like you, and you gotta leave.” – Strong Sad
35. “Where’s The Cheat when you need to have your back scratched?” – Strong Bad
36. “If you want it done right, you gotta do it yourself.” – The Cheat
37. “I’m a thousand times better at all the sports.” – Homestar Runner
38. “Come back, envelope! I have something for you!” – Homestar Runner
39. “What are we going to do now, Brain?” – Homestar Runner
40. “No, the system is down!” – The System
41. “I can make you make out with the screen!” – Strong Bad
42. “Sundae Drivin’!” – Homestar Runner
43. “I’m a star!” – Homestar Runner
44. “I’ll have the number 15 with extra dip.” – Homestar Runner
45. “No more weenies, no more buns.” – Strong Bad
46. “On second thought, I hate email.” – Homestar Runner
47. “Don’t touch my stuff! That’s where I keep my stuff!” – Strong Bad
48. “I don’t know how to do that.” – Homestar Runner
49. “I never said I was good at darts.” – Strong Bad
50. “I’m gonna grab a permanent marker and draw a tattoo on my face.” – Homestar Runner
51. “No, I’m pretty sure it’s just the rain.” – The Cheat
52. “I don’t even know how to spell ‘Dale Earnhardt’.” – Homestar Runner
53. “I’m pretty sure you should’ve been able to avoid that.” – Homestar Runner
54. “I don’t need your stinkin’ system.” – Strong Bad
55. “I want it all, man. I want my cheeses.” – Homestar Runner
56. “And then I just go to bed and go to sleep!” – Homestar Runner
57. “You gotta do what I say, man.” – Strong Bad
58. “It’s like a breath of fresh smoke.” – Homestar Runner
59. “Awww, shucks! I like me some spaghetti.” – Homestar Runner
60. “Here’s a check for a hundred dollars!” – The King of Town
61. “Lappy 486! It’s been three months! You get free internet, baby!” – Strong Bad
62. “That’s a long story, don’t ask. Some guy, don’t ask.” – Strong Bad
63. “Stop emailing me. Seriously, I hate you.” – Homestar Runner
64. “Check out the way I can spin around and play air guitar with my feet.” – Homestar Runner
65. “Give me the candy! I want the candy!” – The King of Town
66. “I’m just being all grape in my creepy pitch disguise.” – Homestar Runner
67. “I can make you an ice cream sandwich!” – Homestar Runner
68. “I’m not familiar with your topic.” – Strong Bad
69. “Oh, it’s you. What do you want, the impossible?” – Strong Bad
70. “Why’s everybody always listening to my radio?” – Homestar Runner
71. “I’m awesome. You’re not.” – Strong Bad
72. “I said consummate Vs!” – Homestar Runner
73. “What’s up, my dog? I’m tired of being the dog. It’s your turn.” – The Cheat
74. “Hey guys, check it out. I’m spinning around! Look at me spin!” – Homestar Runner
75. “It’s dot com!” – Strong Bad
76. “I can’t see you, but I can hear you in there!” – Homestar Runner
77. “Oh man, The Cheat, you’re a lousy best friend.” – Homestar Runner
78. “The movie was amazing. Strong Bad did all his own stunts!” – The Cheat
79. “Why don’t you say that to my face, big ugly bag of mostly water?” – Strong Bad
80. “How do you have a napkin dispenser on your face?” – Homestar Runner
81. “I’m a human shield.” – Homestar Runner
82. “I’m like a cupcake, and nobody ever offers me any!” – Homestar Runner
83. “I don’t even want to check my email!” – Homestar Runner
84. “Oh man, I’m gonna go check out the history of snooping.” – Homestar Runner
85. “I hate having to email you twice in one day!” – Homestar Runner
86. “Let’s go see a man about a dog.” – Strong Bad
87. “A wizard’s beard, a pirate hat, and the boots of a jester.” – Homestar Runner
88. “I haven’t checked the email in a long time!” – Strong Bad
89. “Check out this room! It’s where the magic doesn’t happen!” – Homestar Runner
90. “Cheat Commandos, rock, rock on!” – The Cheat
91. “It’s just the same picture of a duck, like, over and over again.” – Strong Bad
92. “I’m gonna have to allow it.” – Homestar Runner
93. “Whoa, we all know that’s not true.” – Homestar Runner
94. “Don’t answer that email. No! Don’t answer that email!” – Homestar Runner
95. “You’re talking about email? Gross!” – Strong Bad
96. “I’m gonna make a party invite right now!” – Homestar Runner
97. “I have terrible plans for you.” – Strong Bad
98. “Come on, man! Marzipan’s got this super great concert going on tonight!” – Homestar Runner
99. “Email thunder!” – Homestar Runner
100. “Wait, are we checking our email?” – Strong Bad
101. “Oh, you’re real helpful. Why don’t you help me over there?” – Homestar Runner
102. “This one isn’t a keeper.” – Homestar Runner
103. “All of our foreign subtitles are just L’s. And that’s the funniest thing you can do in the world!” – Homestar Runner
104. “I’m at the stick!” – Homestar Runner
105. “Don’t open that email, Marzipan! It’s an email from me!” – Homestar Runner
106. “I’m the worst character in this series.” – Homestar Runner
107. “Hey, The Cheat! You did it! High five!” – Strong Bad
108. “I’ll high five ya on the way out!” – Homestar Runner
109. “No, no, no. Everybody’s, everybody’s stupid.” – The King of Town
110. “Hey, you ever see a triangle that’s blue?” – Homestar Runner
111. “Eating paper’s a terrible, terrible disease.” – Homestar Runner
112. “Can I ask you a question about lying on the internet?” – Homestar Runner
113. “Now we’re talking to each other via the radio station!” – Homestar Runner
114. “Doo hoo hoo, that’s gross!” – Homestar Runner
115. “Emails, emails, emails. Let’s check the email.” – Strong Bad
116. “I’m all about the sharp cheese.” – Strong Bad
117. “You guys don’t know anything about science!” – Homestar Runner
118. “Emailing is my favorite thing!” – Strong Bad
119. “Oh, dang, this is an email.” – Homestar Runner
120. “You ruined my computer!” – Strong Bad
121. Oh, my gosh, guys! It’s Marzipan! We’re all gonna get grounded!” – Homestar Runner
122. “I’m having an email-checking party!” – Homestar Runner
123. “Why, oh why, does the world have to find out about my ketchup deficiency?!” – Strong Bad
124. “One cheese, four breads, and make it snappy!” – Homestar Runner
125. “I hate you guys! I just can’t say it enough!” – Strong Bad
126. “Let’s see what’s in the pantry. Yeah, that’s a good idea.” – Homestar Runner
127. “Remember, real ultimate power doesn’t come from the ninja, it comes from looking totally sweet!” – The Cheat
128. “I know that you’ve probably been trying to reach me for like 45 minutes, but I’ve been working on my email!” – Homestar Runner
129. “Time to give the fan, like, a bonus or something.” – Strong Bad
130. “I’m eavesdropping, and it’s none of my business, but I love doing it!” – Homestar Runner
131. “My solution to this problem is ridiculous!” – Homestar Runner
132. “Rude! I’ll have no more of it!” – Strong Bad
133. “Ooh, it’s a drawing of an elephant doing what elephants do.” – Homestar Runner
134. “I’m gonna be sleep deprived and crabby!” – Homestar Runner
135. “Is it time to take my hat off yet?” – Homestar Runner
136. “Oooh, my new pants are on fire!” – Homestar Runner
137. “Check me out. I’m burning up over here!” – Homestar Runner
138. “A mighty windswept adventure awaits us!” – Homestar Runner
139. “Okay, I have all the ingredients.” – Homestar Runner
140. “I’ll be there in a second! I’m warming up my engines!” – Homestar Runner
141. “I need to make myself… wetter.” – Homestar Runner
142. “This computer has too much memory!” – Strong Bad
143. “You said you would, and you did. This is what I have to say: you’re a cool guy.” – Homestar Runner
144. “I can’t see the Internet! How can you check your email if you can’t see the Internet?” – Homestar Runner
145. “I want to play a game, but I don’t want to play a game. What am I gonna do?” – Homestar Runner
146. “This one’s mine. I’m gonna put it in my room. On the ceiling.” – Homestar Runner
147. “I’m gonna jump in the computer!” – Homestar Runner
148. “What’s in the box? What’s in the box? What’s in the box?!” – Homestar Runner
149. “You think you’re the king of emails, don’t you?” – Strong Bad
150. “Look, man! I’m just telling it like it is!” – Strong Bad
151. “I’m making this bread all the way!” – Homestar Runner
152. “Oh, emails, I love checking emails.” – Homestar Runner
153. “That’s it, I’ve had enough of this dumb game!” – Strong Bad
154. “What if a bus comes by and there’s some wieners on the bus?” – Homestar Runner
155. “I’m just practicing my shape making!” – Homestar Runner
156. “I’m practicing my tiny jumps, my tiny jumps!” – Homestar Runner
157. “That’s a lot of bread, but it’s not enough!” – Homestar Runner
158. “You’re a lousy email checker!” – Homestar Runner
159. “I’m a fan of the uh… printing out the emails and just taking them with me.” – Homestar Runner
160. “I’m painting this ceiling with emails!” – Homestar Runner
161. “I’m gonna put in some letters and, like, some exclamation points.” – Homestar Runner
162. “I’m just gonna print it out and keep it in my wallet.” – Homestar Runner
163. “This is a tricky one. I’m not gonna like this.” – Homestar Runner
164. “A little party, don’t need no party.” – Homestar Runner
165. “I’m pretty good at checking my email.” – Homestar Runner
166. “I’m gonna take it and put it on my shelf.” – Homestar Runner
167. “I’ll take care of this thing. I got the high score!” – Homestar Runner
168. “I’m gonna turn the fan on high and put the ball up in the air!” – Homestar Runner
169. “I think I’m gonna turn on the fan and point it at the ceiling!” – Homestar Runner
170. “It’s time to say the words.” – Homestar Runner
171. I’m totally over it. I’m not gonna talk about it anymore.” – Homestar Runner
172. “Yeah, what do you think I was gonna do, check my email?” – Homestar Runner
173. “Get this! Email is a pretty cool thing. It can do all sorts of stuff!” – Homestar Runner
174. “I’m so excited that I’m shaking!” – Homestar Runner
175. “I want you to check my email. I don’t have time!” – Strong Bad
176. “Get on the phone. Everybody you know! Tell them the email show is on!” – Homestar Runner
177. “I can’t believe I’m saying this. I’m taking you out of my band.” – Homestar Runner
178. “It’s not the end of the world, or is it?” – Homestar Runner
179. “I don’t wanna check my email!” – Strong Bad
180. “Aw, man! If only there was a way to find out who sent it!” – Homestar Runner
181. “I’m gonna have to call for backup!” – Homestar Runner
182. “These are the things that I say, say! Say the things that I say, say!” – Homestar Runner
183. “Man, The Cheat, I’m so excited about our band!” – Homestar Runner
184. “I wanna hang this email up on the wall!” – Homestar Runner
185. “I don’t wanna check my email, Strong Bad! You do it!” – Homestar Runner
186. “Oh, I gotta take the hat off for this one.” – Homestar Runner
187. “I’m not doing that anymore. You guys do it!” – Strong Bad
188. “You’re a big girl now. You can check your own email.” – Strong Bad
189. “And I’m happy to call you a thousand million times!” – Homestar Runner
190. “I’m not gonna play this game anymore. It’s just… not fun.” – Homestar Runner
191. “I know what you’re thinking, and the answer is no.” – Strong Bad
192. “Hey, what did I just say about not checking your email?!” – Homestar Runner
193. “Let’s build it up and put it on the internet!” – Homestar Runner
194. “This is how it’s gonna work. I’m gonna check my email!” – Homestar Runner
195. “Sometimes it’s like you don’t even know me.” – Homestar Runner
196. “I’m gonna keep doing this!” – Homestar Runner
197. “I don’t wanna do it. You do it!” – Strong Bad
198. “This is me checking my email.” – Homestar Runner
199. “I’m ready to check my email.” – Homestar Runner
200. “It’s time to check my email.” – Homestar Runner

 

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