Metalocalypse Qoutes


“Metalocalypse,” an animated series created by Brendon Small, stands as a heavy metal tour de force in the world of animation. The show tells the story of the world’s most famous and dangerous heavy metal band, Dethklok, and their eccentric and often darkly humorous adventures. One of the standout features of “Metalocalypse” is its wealth of memorable and often outrageous quotes. These quotes, delivered by the show’s cast of eccentric characters, have become legendary among fans for their irreverence, wit, and frequent embrace of the absurd. In this exploration of “Metalocalypse” quotes, we’ll dive into the chaotic and comical world of these quotes, which capture the essence of the show’s unique blend of metal music and dark comedy.




Best Metalocalypse Qoutes


  1. “I’m a metal god, man! I love to make the teenagers happy, and they love me. And they give me their money.” – Nathan Explosion
  2. “It’s not about making money, it’s about taking money.” – Murderface
  3. “Listen, pickles, you listen to Nathan! Nathan is me, and I’m Nathan!” – Nathan Explosion
  4. “No more tear-stained cheeks! You’re free to roam! In the realm of the metal, the metal-domes!” – Dr. Rockso
  5. “I’d like to think that when I have no hands, I’ll still be doing really good food shows!” – Toki Wartooth
  6. “I think we’re a little overcommitted right now. What we should do is take a step back, see what happens with Skwisgaar, find out if it’s an isolated thing, and then… blame Pickles!” – Charles Foster Offdensen
  7. “Is it hummer time now?” – Murderface
  8. “Pickles is right! Nothing’s free. Except for fudge. Well, I guess you have to pay for that too. So that’s not free, is it?” – Toki Wartooth
  9. “Dr. Rockso, the rock ‘n’ roll clown, does cocaine!” – Dr. Rockso
  10. “I don’t need you to do anything for me, Dory. That’s why I have a personal assistant.” – Murderface
  11. “I didn’t go to Vietnam just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me!” – General Crozier
  12. “The chains of destiny cannot be broken.” – Edgar Jomfru
  13. “In Finland, you do not need life insurance. Life insurance is for pussies!” – Toki Wartooth
  14. “You go on a date with him, and maybe this time he’ll finally get that stick out of his a**. And by ‘stick,’ I mean ‘small penis,’ and by ‘his a**,’ I mean ‘your a**.’ But it’s gonna be amazing!” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  15. “You don’t know Dethklok! We’re not just a band, we’re a culture! We’re a force of nature!” – Nathan Explosion
  16. “Everything is bad, everything is bad, everything is bad.” – Murderface
  17. “There’s a hunger in this world, a hunger that can’t be satisfied by the next billion-dollar music project or the $500 cocktail. There’s a certain… primalness about them. That’s why we want to be free.” – Nathan Explosion
  18. “What the f*** is going on?” – Murderface
  19. “You can’t spell subtext without s-e-x.” – Toki Wartooth
  20. “Dethklok is not the enemy! There’s only one enemy!” – Nathan Explosion
  21. “You know, something I like to do in my free time is to reflect on all the good things I’ve done for myself.” – Murderface
  22. “The world does not evolve around you, Skwisgaar!” – Toki Wartooth
  23. “Hello, butthole! I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds!” – Dr. Rockso
  24. “If we play one more note, we’re all going to hell.” – Nathan Explosion
  25. “Bigger the hat, closer to God.” – Pickles
  26. “If you’re really going to be healthy, you have to get off the smokes, off the Jagermeister, and back on the roids!” – Dr. Rockso
  27. “Get off my back, Dad! I’m trying to rock!” – Murderface
  28. “Your record sales are up. Critics are saying you’re the greatest band in the world. But still, the fans want to know. What’s next for Dethklok?” – Charles Foster Offdensen
  29. “There are a lot of things that aren’t metal, like jigsaw puzzles, cookie recipes, and all those things are like wieners without buns.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  30. “Rhythm is the law.” – Edgar Jomfru
  31. “If my heart was a backpack, you’d be right there, wherever I went.” – Murderface
  32. “Rock ‘n’ roll’s so f***ing fun!” – Dr. Rockso
  33. “It’s hard to write a song that’s about being in a submarine.” – Toki Wartooth
  34. “I always get a boner for murder!” – Dr. Rockso
  35. “I don’t do cocaine, I just like the way it smells.” – Murderface
  36. “I’m just trying to have a good time, and do what’s right for me, and my music.” – Toki Wartooth
  37. “Dethklok is bad for the Earth. They’ve killed billions of sea animals.” – Conservation Officer
  38. “I’m the master of the universe! You’re my peons!” – Murderface
  39. “Rise of the Phoenix! That is the phoenix I’m talking about.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  40. “I am way too good for this show.” – Nathan Explosion
  41. “It’s time for Dethklok to learn to play the blues.” – Pickles
  42. “As long as we’re alive, our legacy lives on!” – Murderface
  43. “Rock ‘n’ roll will never die. It’s just not metal.” – Toki Wartooth
  44. “I don’t understand, so I don’t listen.” – Dr. Rockso
  45. “I don’t need to tell you guys to be a little bit more rock ‘n’ roll, because you guys are awesome.” – Pickles
  46. “And if there’s one thing that we can all agree on, it’s that Dethklok doesn’t give a s*** about you.” – Nathan Explosion
  47. “I just want to see you guys suffer.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  48. “You’re kind of hot, but you’re kind of ugly. You’re too hot to be ugly, but you’re too ugly to be hot.” – Murderface
  49. “It’s better to burn out than to fade away!” – Toki Wartooth
  50. “Don’t have too much fun. We need to be more boring.” – Pickles
  51. “I’m a musician, not a businessman.” – Toki Wartooth
  52. “Being a rock star means getting awesome all the time. That’s why I’m awesome!” – Dr. Rockso
  53. “We’ve been trudging through this c*** together for years.” – Nathan Explosion
  54. “I always like to prepare for the worst. That way, I’m always surprised when things go well.” – Murderface
  55. “I’m the only thing that’s really here. You’re all just shadows, in the background.” – Dr. Rockso
  56. “I’m just trying to have a little fun.” – Pickles
  57. “It’s all fun and games until someone gets their face burned off.” – Murderface
  58. “I’m just too metal to die.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  59. “It’s not about how great Dethklok is. It’s about how amazing we are.” – Nathan Explosion
  60. “We’re the best at everything. You guys are losers, and we’re not.” – Murderface
  61. “They think they can take away our freedom. But we can’t let that happen!” – Toki Wartooth
  62. “It’s not that hard to get rich. It’s not that hard to get awesome.” – Dr. Rockso
  63. “We’re like a big awesome machine.” – Pickles
  64. “I’ve always been a little better at everything than you guys. It’s not that hard to be awesome.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  65. “There’s nothing worse than a bad guitarist. You’re either a good one or you’re just crap.” – Nathan Explosion
  66. “You’re all idiots. That’s the law of the universe.” – Murderface
  67. “We’re like a perfect machine. We’re like the best band in the universe.” – Toki Wartooth
  68. “I’m just too awesome to die.” – Dr. Rockso
  69. “We’re going to be the best band in the world, and nothing’s going to stop us!” – Pickles
  70. “I’m the best, and I know it. You guys are all just jealous.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  71. “You’re all going to die. There’s nothing you can do to stop it.” – Nathan Explosion
  72. “We’re awesome, and you’re not.” – Murderface
  73. “There’s nothing you can do to stop us. We’re unstoppable!” – Toki Wartooth
  74. “You guys are all just a bunch of losers. We’re the best.” – Dr. Rockso
  75. “We’re going to be the best band in the world, and there’s nothing you can do to stop us!” – Pickles
  76. “I’m just too good to die.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  77. “It’s not that hard to be a good guitarist. You just have to practice, and be really good.” – Nathan Explosion
  78. “We’re the best band in the universe, and you guys are all just a bunch of losers.” – Murderface
  79. “We’re going to be the best band in the world, and nothing’s going to stop us!” – Toki Wartooth
  80. “I’m just too awesome to die. I’m just too good.” – Dr. Rockso
  81. “We’re like a perfect machine. We’re the best band in the universe, and nothing’s going to stop us!” – Pickles
  82. “I’m the best, and I know it. You guys are just a bunch of losers.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  83. “You’re all going to die, and there’s nothing you can do to stop it.” – Nathan Explosion
  84. “We’re going to be the best band in the world, and there’s nothing you can do to stop us!” – Murderface
  85. “There’s nothing you can do to stop us. We’re unstoppable!” – Toki Wartooth
  86. “You guys are all just a bunch of losers. We’re the best.” – Dr. Rockso
  87. “We’re going to be the best band in the world, and there’s nothing you can do to stop us!” – Pickles
  88. “I’m just too good to die. I’m just too awesome.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  89. “It’s not that hard to be a good guitarist. You just have to practice, and be really good.” – Nathan Explosion
  90. “We’re the best band in the universe, and you guys are all just a bunch of losers.” – Murderface
  91. “We’re going to be the best band in the world, and nothing’s going to stop us!” – Toki Wartooth
  92. “I believe in this band. I would die for this band. I would kill for this band. They mean everything to me.” – Nathan Explosion
  93. “All right, all right, all right! Let’s get on with this train wreck!” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
  94. “I can’t feel my face. I can’t feel my face!” – Pickles the Drummer
  95. “I’m not fat, I’m just so jolly it’s almost sickening.” – William Murderface
  96. “Dethklok doesn’t negotiate with the world. The world negotiates with Dethklok.” – Nathan Explosion
  97. “I just had the craziest dream… about a cup of coffee.” – Pickles the Drummer
  98. “I think I just made an executive decision… with my crotch!” – Toki Wartooth
  99. “The best way to go out is… like a meteor!” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  100. “When I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead!” – Nathan Explosion
  101. “I am the Grandmaster of all lightning, and that is not a boast. That is a fact.” – Murderface
  102. “All right, here it is. I guess we’re a family now, you guys. So, that’s it. Let’s get out there and do it. Let’s get this Christmas party going!” – Nathan Explosion
  103. “I see a bunch of ungrateful dildos! I’ve got the harshest part of the job because I actually have to interact with the fans!” – William Murderface
  104. “Hey, I ain’t gonna learn nothing! I ain’t gonna learn nothing!” – Pickles the Drummer
  105. “Y’know, I’m all for getting wasted, but when you’re staying drunk all the time, well, it can become a problem.” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
  106. “Everybody’s got to have a reunion tour at some point, right? So, let’s just go out there and do it for the money!” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  107. “I’m making waffles.” – Toki Wartooth
  108. “A punch to the face is kind of like a new chapter in a book. You just gotta keep going.” – Nathan Explosion
  109. “Why’s there no mustard in the fridge? Why’s there no mustard in the fridge? Why’s there no mustard in the fridge?” – William Murderface
  110. “Life is all about second chances, and I’m giving him his.” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
  111. “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the future of Dethklok. Behold the ultimate weapon: Dethklok… with solos!” – Nathan Explosion
  112. “I think these are called cars? They go forward when I step on this metal thing.” – Toki Wartooth
  113. “Why can’t you play a tune that we all can groove to? That’s groovy.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  114. “You can’t spell ‘funeral’ without ‘fun’!” – William Murderface
  115. “Alcohol is the source of and solution to all of life’s problems.” – Pickles the Drummer
  116. “I like guitar, I like cake, and I like friends!” – Toki Wartooth
  117. “We don’t use condoms. They’re for sailors.” – Nathan Explosion
  118. “The future is bright, but it is gonna suck.” – Pickles the Drummer
  119. “I wanna hug every cat.” – William Murderface
  120. “I’m more awesome than a monkey in a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a light saber for a horn on the tip of a space shuttle, while drinking a beer and shooting dinosaurs out of a machine gun.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  121. “The world will tremble, the oceans will boil, the skies will darken, and Dethklok shall be no more…and my solo album will prove that.” – Toki Wartooth
  122. “Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.” – Nathan Explosion
  123. “I’m not a queen. I’m a warrior.” – William Murderface
  124. “I’m just a sweet transvestite with a broken nose.” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
  125. “Playing the guitar is like making love. You don’t stop until the neighbors complain.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  126. “I once played a gig completely covered in vomit. It was amazing!” – Pickles the Drummer
  127. “There’s only one way to make money, and that’s to have money.” – Toki Wartooth
  128. “Y’know, I’m not gonna let a little thing like a failed suicide attempt get in the way of our good time!” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
  129. “Sometimes you gotta make life your bitch.” – Nathan Explosion
  130. “I’d be a great magician if I could find the rabbit I put in that hat two days ago.” – William Murderface
  131. “Is sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll bad for you? I don’t know, I’ve only been doing it for 40 years!” – Pickles the Drummer
  132. “It’s not about the size of your hands; it’s how many people you kill with them.” – Nathan Explosion
  133. “Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.” – William Murderface
  134. “The world can’t handle our rock.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  135. “Metal is totally brütal, and it should be totally brütal.” – Toki Wartooth
  136. “Dude, you just made my inner child cry.” – Pickles the Drummer
  137. “I wish we could just keep the fans, but lose all the crap around it.” – Nathan Explosion
  138. “Sometimes you gotta make a deal with the devil, especially when the devil is stupid and you’re smart.” – William Murderface
  139. “Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
  140. “I don’t know about art, but I know what I like.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  141. “If I wasn’t doing this, I’d be doing something else.” – Pickles the Drummer
  142. “Life is full of decisions, some are easy, some are hard, and some are made with a baseball bat.” – Nathan Explosion
  143. “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – William Murderface
  144. “Some say there are two sides to every story. I say there’s only one: mine.” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
  145. “Picking up chicks is like picking up guitars. You gotta know how to handle ’em or they’re just gonna make noise.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  146. “Sometimes you gotta let people be wrong.” – Toki Wartooth
  147. “I’d rather die while I’m living than live while I’m dead.” – Pickles the Drummer
  148. “That’s the thing about lessons; you always learn them when you don’t expect them or want them.” – Nathan Explosion
  149. “Life’s not a bitch. Life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch because she won’t let you get that pussy.” – William Murderface
  150. “Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
  151. “Music is like an open road, and the record player is your car. I just made that up.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  152. “Life is like a can of soda. It’s too short.” – Pickles the Drummer
  153. “We’re not a band, we’re a bigger-than-huge deal.” – Nathan Explosion
  154. “Success is the best revenge.” – William Murderface
  155. “I don’t care what you think. As long as it’s about me.” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
  156. “Why do I like Dethklok? Because I’m better than them.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  157. “Sometimes, you’ve got to take the bull by the horns and the cow by the udder and kick them in the balls.” – Toki Wartooth
  158. “I’ll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color.” – Nathan Explosion
  159. “Is there life before coffee?” – William Murderface
  160. “My rock ‘n’ roll heart bleeds for you.” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
  161. “You don’t have to be rich to be my girl, but it helps.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  162. “Music is the only real escape from this crazy world.” – Pickles the Drummer
  163. “If you want to make a splash in the world, you’ve got to cannonball right into the deep end.” – Nathan Explosion
  164. “You’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore.” – William Murderface
  165. “Why do I have to save the world? Can’t someone else do it?” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
  166. “I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  167. “Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint you can on it.” – Toki Wartooth
  168. “Why be a voice in the crowd when you can be the one up on stage, shredding guitar solos?” – Nathan Explosion
  169. “I just wish I could think of the right words to describe how I feel about coffee.” – William Murderface
  170. “I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.” – Pickles the Drummer
  171. “Sometimes you’ve got to look fear right in the face and say, ‘You don’t scare me!'” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
  172. “Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  173. “I can resist anything except temptation.” – Toki Wartooth
  174. “It’s better to burn out than to fade away, but it’s even better to stay lit and shine like the sun.” – Nathan Explosion
  175. “I’ll sleep when I’m dead.” – William Murderface
  176. “I’m on the hunt, I’m after you.” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
  177. “If you’re not first, you’re last.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  178. “You can’t spell ‘awesome’ without ‘me’.” – Pickles the Drummer
  179. “I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve it through not dying.” – Nathan Explosion
  180. “My drug of choice is coffee.” – William Murderface
  181. “I’m a master of disguise. Just call me Mr. Incognito.” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
  182. “Every breath you take, and every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take, I’ll be watching you.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  183. “The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” – Toki Wartooth
  184. “Don’t worry about the world ending today; it’s already tomorrow in Australia.” – Nathan Explosion
  185. “There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.” – William Murderface
  186. “I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
  187. “The only thing standing between you and your goal is the story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  188. “Life is a party, and I’m the piñata.” – Pickles the Drummer
  189. “Don’t follow your dreams; chase them down and tackle them.” – Nathan Explosion
  190. “Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.” – William Murderface
  191. “I may be a clown, but I’m not fooling around.” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
  192. “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  193. “The only way to do it is to do it.” – Toki Wartooth
  194. “The road to success is always under construction.” – Nathan Explosion
  195. “The only thing I’m addicted to is winning.” – William Murderface
  196. “I’m a rock ‘n’ roll star, and I’m a star star!” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
  197. “In rock ‘n’ roll, there’s no such thing as mistakes, just spontaneous creativity.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
  198. “Success is the sum of small efforts repeated day in and day out.” – Pickles the Drummer
  199. “I’m not a businessman; I’m a business, man!” – Nathan Explosion
  200. “I’m not addicted to coffee; we’re just in a committed relationship.” – William Murderfac


Final Words;


“Metalocalypse” quotes offer a glimpse into the chaotic and uproarious world of the show, where heavy metal, absurdity, and dark humor collide. These quotes remind us that laughter can be found in the most unexpected and unconventional places, even in the world of metal music. As we conclude our journey through the hilariously chaotic realm of “Metalocalypse,” let us carry with us the irreverent spirit and appreciation for the bizarre that the show embodies. “Metalocalypse” quotes, with their unique blend of satire and madness, leave us with a reminder that sometimes, in the world of entertainment, the most memorable moments are the ones that embrace the unexpected and the bizarre.

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