“Metalocalypse,” an animated series created by Brendon Small, stands as a heavy metal tour de force in the world of animation. The show tells the story of the world’s most famous and dangerous heavy metal band, Dethklok, and their eccentric and often darkly humorous adventures. One of the standout features of “Metalocalypse” is its wealth of memorable and often outrageous quotes. These quotes, delivered by the show’s cast of eccentric characters, have become legendary among fans for their irreverence, wit, and frequent embrace of the absurd. In this exploration of “Metalocalypse” quotes, we’ll dive into the chaotic and comical world of these quotes, which capture the essence of the show’s unique blend of metal music and dark comedy.
Best Metalocalypse Qoutes
- “I’m a metal god, man! I love to make the teenagers happy, and they love me. And they give me their money.” – Nathan Explosion
- “It’s not about making money, it’s about taking money.” – Murderface
- “Listen, pickles, you listen to Nathan! Nathan is me, and I’m Nathan!” – Nathan Explosion
- “No more tear-stained cheeks! You’re free to roam! In the realm of the metal, the metal-domes!” – Dr. Rockso
- “I’d like to think that when I have no hands, I’ll still be doing really good food shows!” – Toki Wartooth
- “I think we’re a little overcommitted right now. What we should do is take a step back, see what happens with Skwisgaar, find out if it’s an isolated thing, and then… blame Pickles!” – Charles Foster Offdensen
- “Is it hummer time now?” – Murderface
- “Pickles is right! Nothing’s free. Except for fudge. Well, I guess you have to pay for that too. So that’s not free, is it?” – Toki Wartooth
- “Dr. Rockso, the rock ‘n’ roll clown, does cocaine!” – Dr. Rockso
- “I don’t need you to do anything for me, Dory. That’s why I have a personal assistant.” – Murderface
- “I didn’t go to Vietnam just to have pansies like you take my freedom away from me!” – General Crozier
- “The chains of destiny cannot be broken.” – Edgar Jomfru
- “In Finland, you do not need life insurance. Life insurance is for pussies!” – Toki Wartooth
- “You go on a date with him, and maybe this time he’ll finally get that stick out of his a**. And by ‘stick,’ I mean ‘small penis,’ and by ‘his a**,’ I mean ‘your a**.’ But it’s gonna be amazing!” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “You don’t know Dethklok! We’re not just a band, we’re a culture! We’re a force of nature!” – Nathan Explosion
- “Everything is bad, everything is bad, everything is bad.” – Murderface
- “There’s a hunger in this world, a hunger that can’t be satisfied by the next billion-dollar music project or the $500 cocktail. There’s a certain… primalness about them. That’s why we want to be free.” – Nathan Explosion
- “What the f*** is going on?” – Murderface
- “You can’t spell subtext without s-e-x.” – Toki Wartooth
- “Dethklok is not the enemy! There’s only one enemy!” – Nathan Explosion
- “You know, something I like to do in my free time is to reflect on all the good things I’ve done for myself.” – Murderface
- “The world does not evolve around you, Skwisgaar!” – Toki Wartooth
- “Hello, butthole! I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds!” – Dr. Rockso
- “If we play one more note, we’re all going to hell.” – Nathan Explosion
- “Bigger the hat, closer to God.” – Pickles
- “If you’re really going to be healthy, you have to get off the smokes, off the Jagermeister, and back on the roids!” – Dr. Rockso
- “Get off my back, Dad! I’m trying to rock!” – Murderface
- “Your record sales are up. Critics are saying you’re the greatest band in the world. But still, the fans want to know. What’s next for Dethklok?” – Charles Foster Offdensen
- “There are a lot of things that aren’t metal, like jigsaw puzzles, cookie recipes, and all those things are like wieners without buns.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “Rhythm is the law.” – Edgar Jomfru
- “If my heart was a backpack, you’d be right there, wherever I went.” – Murderface
- “Rock ‘n’ roll’s so f***ing fun!” – Dr. Rockso
- “It’s hard to write a song that’s about being in a submarine.” – Toki Wartooth
- “I always get a boner for murder!” – Dr. Rockso
- “I don’t do cocaine, I just like the way it smells.” – Murderface
- “I’m just trying to have a good time, and do what’s right for me, and my music.” – Toki Wartooth
- “Dethklok is bad for the Earth. They’ve killed billions of sea animals.” – Conservation Officer
- “I’m the master of the universe! You’re my peons!” – Murderface
- “Rise of the Phoenix! That is the phoenix I’m talking about.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “I am way too good for this show.” – Nathan Explosion
- “It’s time for Dethklok to learn to play the blues.” – Pickles
- “As long as we’re alive, our legacy lives on!” – Murderface
- “Rock ‘n’ roll will never die. It’s just not metal.” – Toki Wartooth
- “I don’t understand, so I don’t listen.” – Dr. Rockso
- “I don’t need to tell you guys to be a little bit more rock ‘n’ roll, because you guys are awesome.” – Pickles
- “And if there’s one thing that we can all agree on, it’s that Dethklok doesn’t give a s*** about you.” – Nathan Explosion
- “I just want to see you guys suffer.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “You’re kind of hot, but you’re kind of ugly. You’re too hot to be ugly, but you’re too ugly to be hot.” – Murderface
- “It’s better to burn out than to fade away!” – Toki Wartooth
- “Don’t have too much fun. We need to be more boring.” – Pickles
- “I’m a musician, not a businessman.” – Toki Wartooth
- “Being a rock star means getting awesome all the time. That’s why I’m awesome!” – Dr. Rockso
- “We’ve been trudging through this c*** together for years.” – Nathan Explosion
- “I always like to prepare for the worst. That way, I’m always surprised when things go well.” – Murderface
- “I’m the only thing that’s really here. You’re all just shadows, in the background.” – Dr. Rockso
- “I’m just trying to have a little fun.” – Pickles
- “It’s all fun and games until someone gets their face burned off.” – Murderface
- “I’m just too metal to die.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “It’s not about how great Dethklok is. It’s about how amazing we are.” – Nathan Explosion
- “We’re the best at everything. You guys are losers, and we’re not.” – Murderface
- “They think they can take away our freedom. But we can’t let that happen!” – Toki Wartooth
- “It’s not that hard to get rich. It’s not that hard to get awesome.” – Dr. Rockso
- “We’re like a big awesome machine.” – Pickles
- “I’ve always been a little better at everything than you guys. It’s not that hard to be awesome.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “There’s nothing worse than a bad guitarist. You’re either a good one or you’re just crap.” – Nathan Explosion
- “You’re all idiots. That’s the law of the universe.” – Murderface
- “We’re like a perfect machine. We’re like the best band in the universe.” – Toki Wartooth
- “I’m just too awesome to die.” – Dr. Rockso
- “We’re going to be the best band in the world, and nothing’s going to stop us!” – Pickles
- “I’m the best, and I know it. You guys are all just jealous.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “You’re all going to die. There’s nothing you can do to stop it.” – Nathan Explosion
- “We’re awesome, and you’re not.” – Murderface
- “There’s nothing you can do to stop us. We’re unstoppable!” – Toki Wartooth
- “You guys are all just a bunch of losers. We’re the best.” – Dr. Rockso
- “We’re going to be the best band in the world, and there’s nothing you can do to stop us!” – Pickles
- “I’m just too good to die.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “It’s not that hard to be a good guitarist. You just have to practice, and be really good.” – Nathan Explosion
- “We’re the best band in the universe, and you guys are all just a bunch of losers.” – Murderface
- “We’re going to be the best band in the world, and nothing’s going to stop us!” – Toki Wartooth
- “I’m just too awesome to die. I’m just too good.” – Dr. Rockso
- “We’re like a perfect machine. We’re the best band in the universe, and nothing’s going to stop us!” – Pickles
- “I’m the best, and I know it. You guys are just a bunch of losers.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “You’re all going to die, and there’s nothing you can do to stop it.” – Nathan Explosion
- “We’re going to be the best band in the world, and there’s nothing you can do to stop us!” – Murderface
- “There’s nothing you can do to stop us. We’re unstoppable!” – Toki Wartooth
- “You guys are all just a bunch of losers. We’re the best.” – Dr. Rockso
- “We’re going to be the best band in the world, and there’s nothing you can do to stop us!” – Pickles
- “I’m just too good to die. I’m just too awesome.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “It’s not that hard to be a good guitarist. You just have to practice, and be really good.” – Nathan Explosion
- “We’re the best band in the universe, and you guys are all just a bunch of losers.” – Murderface
- “We’re going to be the best band in the world, and nothing’s going to stop us!” – Toki Wartooth
- “I believe in this band. I would die for this band. I would kill for this band. They mean everything to me.” – Nathan Explosion
- “All right, all right, all right! Let’s get on with this train wreck!” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
- “I can’t feel my face. I can’t feel my face!” – Pickles the Drummer
- “I’m not fat, I’m just so jolly it’s almost sickening.” – William Murderface
- “Dethklok doesn’t negotiate with the world. The world negotiates with Dethklok.” – Nathan Explosion
- “I just had the craziest dream… about a cup of coffee.” – Pickles the Drummer
- “I think I just made an executive decision… with my crotch!” – Toki Wartooth
- “The best way to go out is… like a meteor!” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “When I’m sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead!” – Nathan Explosion
- “I am the Grandmaster of all lightning, and that is not a boast. That is a fact.” – Murderface
- “All right, here it is. I guess we’re a family now, you guys. So, that’s it. Let’s get out there and do it. Let’s get this Christmas party going!” – Nathan Explosion
- “I see a bunch of ungrateful dildos! I’ve got the harshest part of the job because I actually have to interact with the fans!” – William Murderface
- “Hey, I ain’t gonna learn nothing! I ain’t gonna learn nothing!” – Pickles the Drummer
- “Y’know, I’m all for getting wasted, but when you’re staying drunk all the time, well, it can become a problem.” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
- “Everybody’s got to have a reunion tour at some point, right? So, let’s just go out there and do it for the money!” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “I’m making waffles.” – Toki Wartooth
- “A punch to the face is kind of like a new chapter in a book. You just gotta keep going.” – Nathan Explosion
- “Why’s there no mustard in the fridge? Why’s there no mustard in the fridge? Why’s there no mustard in the fridge?” – William Murderface
- “Life is all about second chances, and I’m giving him his.” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
- “Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the future of Dethklok. Behold the ultimate weapon: Dethklok… with solos!” – Nathan Explosion
- “I think these are called cars? They go forward when I step on this metal thing.” – Toki Wartooth
- “Why can’t you play a tune that we all can groove to? That’s groovy.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “You can’t spell ‘funeral’ without ‘fun’!” – William Murderface
- “Alcohol is the source of and solution to all of life’s problems.” – Pickles the Drummer
- “I like guitar, I like cake, and I like friends!” – Toki Wartooth
- “We don’t use condoms. They’re for sailors.” – Nathan Explosion
- “The future is bright, but it is gonna suck.” – Pickles the Drummer
- “I wanna hug every cat.” – William Murderface
- “I’m more awesome than a monkey in a tuxedo made out of bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a light saber for a horn on the tip of a space shuttle, while drinking a beer and shooting dinosaurs out of a machine gun.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “The world will tremble, the oceans will boil, the skies will darken, and Dethklok shall be no more…and my solo album will prove that.” – Toki Wartooth
- “Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights make a left.” – Nathan Explosion
- “I’m not a queen. I’m a warrior.” – William Murderface
- “I’m just a sweet transvestite with a broken nose.” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
- “Playing the guitar is like making love. You don’t stop until the neighbors complain.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “I once played a gig completely covered in vomit. It was amazing!” – Pickles the Drummer
- “There’s only one way to make money, and that’s to have money.” – Toki Wartooth
- “Y’know, I’m not gonna let a little thing like a failed suicide attempt get in the way of our good time!” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
- “Sometimes you gotta make life your bitch.” – Nathan Explosion
- “I’d be a great magician if I could find the rabbit I put in that hat two days ago.” – William Murderface
- “Is sex, drugs, and rock ‘n’ roll bad for you? I don’t know, I’ve only been doing it for 40 years!” – Pickles the Drummer
- “It’s not about the size of your hands; it’s how many people you kill with them.” – Nathan Explosion
- “Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess.” – William Murderface
- “The world can’t handle our rock.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “Metal is totally brütal, and it should be totally brütal.” – Toki Wartooth
- “Dude, you just made my inner child cry.” – Pickles the Drummer
- “I wish we could just keep the fans, but lose all the crap around it.” – Nathan Explosion
- “Sometimes you gotta make a deal with the devil, especially when the devil is stupid and you’re smart.” – William Murderface
- “Money can’t buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
- “I don’t know about art, but I know what I like.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “If I wasn’t doing this, I’d be doing something else.” – Pickles the Drummer
- “Life is full of decisions, some are easy, some are hard, and some are made with a baseball bat.” – Nathan Explosion
- “I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.” – William Murderface
- “Some say there are two sides to every story. I say there’s only one: mine.” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
- “Picking up chicks is like picking up guitars. You gotta know how to handle ’em or they’re just gonna make noise.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “Sometimes you gotta let people be wrong.” – Toki Wartooth
- “I’d rather die while I’m living than live while I’m dead.” – Pickles the Drummer
- “That’s the thing about lessons; you always learn them when you don’t expect them or want them.” – Nathan Explosion
- “Life’s not a bitch. Life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch because she won’t let you get that pussy.” – William Murderface
- “Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey! Hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
- “Music is like an open road, and the record player is your car. I just made that up.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “Life is like a can of soda. It’s too short.” – Pickles the Drummer
- “We’re not a band, we’re a bigger-than-huge deal.” – Nathan Explosion
- “Success is the best revenge.” – William Murderface
- “I don’t care what you think. As long as it’s about me.” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
- “Why do I like Dethklok? Because I’m better than them.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “Sometimes, you’ve got to take the bull by the horns and the cow by the udder and kick them in the balls.” – Toki Wartooth
- “I’ll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color.” – Nathan Explosion
- “Is there life before coffee?” – William Murderface
- “My rock ‘n’ roll heart bleeds for you.” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
- “You don’t have to be rich to be my girl, but it helps.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “Music is the only real escape from this crazy world.” – Pickles the Drummer
- “If you want to make a splash in the world, you’ve got to cannonball right into the deep end.” – Nathan Explosion
- “You’re not hardcore unless you live hardcore.” – William Murderface
- “Why do I have to save the world? Can’t someone else do it?” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
- “I’m not a millionaire. I thought I would be by the time I was 30, but I wasn’t even close.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint you can on it.” – Toki Wartooth
- “Why be a voice in the crowd when you can be the one up on stage, shredding guitar solos?” – Nathan Explosion
- “I just wish I could think of the right words to describe how I feel about coffee.” – William Murderface
- “I’ve learned that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.” – Pickles the Drummer
- “Sometimes you’ve got to look fear right in the face and say, ‘You don’t scare me!'” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
- “Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “I can resist anything except temptation.” – Toki Wartooth
- “It’s better to burn out than to fade away, but it’s even better to stay lit and shine like the sun.” – Nathan Explosion
- “I’ll sleep when I’m dead.” – William Murderface
- “I’m on the hunt, I’m after you.” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
- “If you’re not first, you’re last.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “You can’t spell ‘awesome’ without ‘me’.” – Pickles the Drummer
- “I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve it through not dying.” – Nathan Explosion
- “My drug of choice is coffee.” – William Murderface
- “I’m a master of disguise. Just call me Mr. Incognito.” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
- “Every breath you take, and every move you make, every bond you break, every step you take, I’ll be watching you.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “The only way to do great work is to love what you do.” – Toki Wartooth
- “Don’t worry about the world ending today; it’s already tomorrow in Australia.” – Nathan Explosion
- “There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure.” – William Murderface
- “I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell!” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
- “The only thing standing between you and your goal is the story you keep telling yourself as to why you can’t achieve it.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “Life is a party, and I’m the piñata.” – Pickles the Drummer
- “Don’t follow your dreams; chase them down and tackle them.” – Nathan Explosion
- “Money, if it does not bring you happiness, will at least help you be miserable in comfort.” – William Murderface
- “I may be a clown, but I’m not fooling around.” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
- “You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “The only way to do it is to do it.” – Toki Wartooth
- “The road to success is always under construction.” – Nathan Explosion
- “The only thing I’m addicted to is winning.” – William Murderface
- “I’m a rock ‘n’ roll star, and I’m a star star!” – Dr. Rockso, the Rock ‘n’ Roll Clown
- “In rock ‘n’ roll, there’s no such thing as mistakes, just spontaneous creativity.” – Skwisgaar Skwigelf
- “Success is the sum of small efforts repeated day in and day out.” – Pickles the Drummer
- “I’m not a businessman; I’m a business, man!” – Nathan Explosion
- “I’m not addicted to coffee; we’re just in a committed relationship.” – William Murderfac
Final Words;
“Metalocalypse” quotes offer a glimpse into the chaotic and uproarious world of the show, where heavy metal, absurdity, and dark humor collide. These quotes remind us that laughter can be found in the most unexpected and unconventional places, even in the world of metal music. As we conclude our journey through the hilariously chaotic realm of “Metalocalypse,” let us carry with us the irreverent spirit and appreciation for the bizarre that the show embodies. “Metalocalypse” quotes, with their unique blend of satire and madness, leave us with a reminder that sometimes, in the world of entertainment, the most memorable moments are the ones that embrace the unexpected and the bizarre.
