Old Gregg” is a character beloved by fans of the British surreal comedy television series “The Mighty Boosh.” This eccentric and enigmatic character, portrayed by actor and comedian Noel Fielding, has left an indelible mark on pop culture, not only for his peculiar appearance but also for his unforgettable quotes. Old Gregg’s quirky, often bewildering lines have become iconic in their own right and have a dedicated following of fans who delight in reciting them. In this exploration, we delve into some of the most absurd and memorable quotes from Old Gregg, capturing the whimsical and nonsensical essence of this character.
Best Old Gregg Qoutes
- “I’m Old Gregg, pleased to meet ya!”
- “Ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?”
- “I got all things that are good. I got mangina.”
- “I’m a watercolor, I wash off.”
- “You ever wonder about the nature of reality?”
- “Do you love me? Could you love me?”
- “Do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?”
- “I call this one ‘Bailey’s from a shoe.'”
- “I’m gonna hurt you.”
- “Easy now, fuzzy little man peach.”
- “This is as close as you can get to Bailey’s without your eyes getting wet.”
- “I got the funk.”
- “Make an assessment.”
- “Do you want to see my downstairs mix-up?”
- “I’m a scaly man fish.”
- “I’m gonna protect ya. I’m gonna keep ya safe.”
- “Are you playing your love games with me?”
- “This is the world of the Holloway.”
- “What do ya think of me?”
- “Bailey’s is creamy, soft, and works well with chocolate.”
- “I got a manjina!”
- “Don’t let me do a Jamaican accent.”
- “You’re playing your love games with me.”
- “Do you love me? Could you learn to love me?”
- “I’m a scaly man-fish.”
- “Have you ever licked a bailey’s from a shoe?”
- “Do you think I’m the sort of man who’d put the frighteners on you?”
- “You ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?”
- “I’m Old Gregg! Have you ever seen anything quite like me?”
- “You ever been in a club where people wee on each other?”
- “I’m a mangina.”
- “I’ve got a downstairs mix-up, and I’ve banged my head.”
- “Would you like some Bailey’s?”
- “Do you want to see my downstairs mix-up?”
- “What are you doing in my waters?”
- “I’m fuzzy on the subject of good and bad. What are you, fuzzy on the subject of good and bad?”
- “I know what you’re thinking. Here comes Old Gregg. He’s a scaly man-fish.”
- “What do you think of me? Tell me the truth.”
- “Do you like this place? Do you like me?”
- “You ever drink Bailey’s from a shoe?”
- “Maybe it’s time you and I settle down for a little drink, make ourselves comfortable, and have some Bailey’s.”
- “Ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe? It’s the only way to drink it.”
- “I’m a watercolor. I wash off.”
- “I’ve got all things that are good.”
- “I can give you something that you’ll never ever forget.”
- “Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?”
- “I got a club where we play love games. In the nude!”
- “Old Gregg loves this water. The silky, smooth, and tranquil waters of Lake Titicaca.”
- “Old Gregg’s as close to Bailey’s as you can get without your eyes getting wet.”
- “Do you think you could ever love me?”
- “Don’t make me get the funk out.”
- “One of my many sweet things.”
- “You love me. Look into my eyes, you’re going to love me.”
- “Do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?”
- “I’m going to protect ya, and keep ya safe.”
- “You’re a creamy, creamy dream.”
- “You’ve got yourself a new friend, and you can call me Old Gregg.”
- “I got the funk. I’m funky.”
- “You could stay here, but I can’t guarantee your safety.”
- “This is the world of the Holloway. Do ya love me?”
- “Just as long as you love me.”
- “I’m a hermit. You’re the first person that’s been around here in a long time.”
- “Look what I found in my shoe.”
- “I’ll never let you go.”
- “Do you want to have a little drink? Bailey’s perhaps?”
- “You like Bailey’s? I got a whole cabinet full of Bailey’s.”
- “You want to see my watercolors?”
- “You want to meet my little man-fish?”
- “I don’t like it when you use your male power and come at me with your tiny fists.”
- “We’re in a cave now, it’s pretty dark down here.”
- “I’m Old Gregg, I’m the best thing that ever happened to you.”
- “You don’t know me. You don’t know what I got. I got something to show ya.”
- “I’ve got a mangina!”
- “You’re a woman and you don’t know your place. Get back in the kitchen!”
- “Don’t leave me. Where are you going?”
- “I’m fuzzy, got my Baileys, and a little fuzzy head.”
- “I don’t like to use me fuzz too much. I’m saving it for the ladies.”
- “What you got going on in that diaper?”
- “Do you ever wonder about the nature of reality?”
- “I want to leave this dark place!”
- “You’re taking the love out of the club.”
- “I’m afraid of my downstairs mix-up.”
- “I’m Old Gregg, and I got a manjina.”
- “I’m a mangina and I’m proud of it.”
- “I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing.”
- “You’ve been looking at my downstairs mix-up, haven’t you?”
- “This one’s called ‘Old Gregg’s Place.'”
- “I can see you, but I can’t hear you.”
- “I’m going to get inside of your head.”
- “You’ve been dreaming about the Funk.”
- “You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.”
- “Let’s do a deal. A little deal that might make all your nightmares go away.”
- “Ever heard of a Bailey’s bubble?”
- “Let’s play a game. What do you say, you little Fuzzy Man-Peach?”
- “You can’t get anywhere without your Bailey’s.”
- “I’m Old Gregg. Pleased to meet ya.”
- “I’ve been living here all alone. Just me and the Funk.”
- “I’ve been here all along, waiting for you.”
- “You ever drunk Bailey’s from a shoe?”
- “I’m going to hurt ya!”
- You ever drunk Baileys from a shoe? What do you mean you don’t want to drink from a shoe?”
- “I’m a scaly man-fish, but I’m also a romantic.”
- “You don’t know what it’s like in my shoes.”
- “I’m a lot more than just a pretty face. I got a man-jina.”
- “This is the world of Old Gregg. It’s called the hub of all things that are creamy.”
- “Do you know the watercolor technique?”
- “I’m like a phoenix rising from my creamy waters.”
- “There’s nothing wrong with playing love games in the club.”
- “I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What’s good, and what’s bad?”
- “Maybe I should crack open a fresh Baileys.”
- “Ever drunk Baileys from a shoe? Oh, you’re going to love it.”
- “You know what I call this one? ‘Old Gregg’s love balls.'”
- “I’ve been drinking Baileys all morning, and now it’s night.”
- “You better come with me. This is a Bailey’s situation.”
- “It’s attached to your rod, Motherlicker!”
- “Do you love me? Could you love me if I was a sea creature?”
- “I got a little Bailey’s down the back of my shoe.”
- “This is a land of confusion. I know what you’re thinking, you’re thinking, ‘Has this ever happened before?'”
- “I’ve been married to the sea.”
- “Ever drunk Baileys from a teacup?”
- “You’ve got no proof. You don’t know me. You don’t know what I got. I got something to show ya.”
- “You could stay here. I’ve got all things that are good.”
- “I’m Old Gregg! I’m a scaly man-fish!”
- “Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?”
- “I’m going to take you to a club where people wee on each other.”
- “You ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?”
- “You want to go to a club where people wee on each other?”
- “I’m going to protect you and keep you safe. I’m Old Gregg.”
- “You’re a creamy dream. Look at that creamy white cream on your face.”
- “I got the funk, the funk from the sea.”
- “Do you want to see my downstairs mix-up?”
- “Ever heard of a Bailey’s bubble?”
- “Are you going to try to get me to drink Baileys from a shoe?”
- “Old Gregg’s like a bottle of Bailey’s; it’s a surprise for your taste buds.”
- “I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing. What’s good? What’s bad?”
- “You’re playing your love games with me.”
- “I call this one ‘The Funk.'”
- “I can see you but I can’t hear you.”
- “I’m a little man-peach.”
- “Ever been to a club where people wee on each other?”
- “You ever been to a club where people wee on each other? It’s a club I run.”
- “I’m going to hurt you. You don’t know what I’ve got in my waters.”
- “Ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?”
- “Do you want to see my downstairs mix-up?”
- “Do you love me? Could you learn to love me?”
- “I’m a scaly man-fish.”
- “Have you ever licked Baileys from a shoe?”
- “Do you think I’m the sort of man who’d put the frighteners on you?”
- “You ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?”
- “I’m Old Gregg! Have you ever seen anything quite like me?”
- “You ever been in a club where people wee on each other?”
- “I’m a mangina.”
- “I’ve got a downstairs mix-up, and I’ve banged my head.”
- “Would you like some Baileys?”
- “Do you want to see my downstairs mix-up?”
- “What are you doing in my waters?”
- “I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing.”
- “I know what you’re thinking. Here comes Old Gregg. He’s a scaly man-fish.”
- “What do you think of me? Tell me the truth.”
- “Do you like this place? Do you like me?”
- “You ever drink Baileys from a shoe?”
- “Maybe it’s time you and I settle down for a little drink, make ourselves comfortable, and have some Baileys.”
- “Ever drunk Baileys from a shoe? It’s the only way to drink it.”
- “I’m a watercolor. I wash off.”
- “I’ve got all things that are good.”
- “I can give you something that you’ll never ever forget.”
- “Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?”
- “I got a club where we play love games. In the nude!”
- “Old Gregg loves this water. The silky, smooth, and tranquil waters of Lake Titicaca.”
- “Old Gregg’s as close to Baileys as you can get without your eyes getting wet.”
- “Do you think you could ever love me?”
- “Don’t make me get the funk out.”
- “One of my many sweet things.”
- “You love me. Look into my eyes, you’re going to love me.”
- “Do you want to go to a club where people wee on each other?”
- “I’m going to protect ya, and keep ya safe.”
- “You’re a creamy, creamy dream.”
- “You’ve got yourself a new friend, and you can call me Old Gregg.”
- “I got the funk. I’m funky.”
- “You could stay here, but I can’t guarantee your safety.”
- “This is the world of the Holloway. Do ya love me?”
- “Just as long as you love me.”
- “I’m a hermit. You’re the first person that’s been around here in a long time.”
- “Look what I found in my shoe.”
- “I’ll never let you go.”
- “Do you want to have a little drink? Baileys perhaps?”
- “You like Baileys? I got a whole cabinet full of Baileys.”
- “You want to see my watercolors?”
- “You want to meet my little man-fish?”
- “I don’t like it when you use your male power and come at me with your tiny fists.”
- “We’re in a cave now, it’s pretty dark down here.”
- “I’m Old Gregg, and I got a manjina.”
- “I’m a mangina and I’m proud of it.”
- “I’m fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing.”
- “You’ve been looking at my downstairs mix-up, haven’t you?”
- “This one’s called ‘Old Gregg’s Place.'”
- “I can see you, but I can’t hear you.”
- “I’m going to get inside of your head.”
- “You’ve been dreaming about the Funk.”
- “You’re the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.”
Final Words;
As we journey through Old Gregg’s world of oddities and absurdity, we are reminded of the unique brand of humor that “The Mighty Boosh” offers. Old Gregg’s quotes are a testament to the show’s ability to combine the bizarre with the hilarious, creating a comedic experience that leaves an indelible mark on its audience. Whether it’s the infamous “I’m Old Gregg!” or his poetic declarations of love for Baileys, Old Gregg’s quotes continue to inspire laughter and curiosity among fans. They remind us that humor comes in many forms, and sometimes, it’s the most peculiar and unconventional that leave the deepest impressions. So, in the world of Old Gregg, where seaweed is hair, and manginas exist, we can appreciate the unexpected and embrace the absurd with open arms, for it’s the whimsy of characters like him that make the world a more colorful and comical place.
