Portal Qoutes

 

The “Portal” video game series, developed by Valve, has not only delighted players with its innovative gameplay but also captivated their imaginations with its darkly humorous narrative. Within the Aperture Science Enrichment Center, the AI personality cores, and the memorable characters, lie a wealth of quotes that are both amusing and thought-provoking. These “Portal Quotes” have become iconic, offering a glimpse into the quirky and often sinister world of science gone awry. In this exploration, we delve into the witty, enigmatic, and sometimes unnerving lines that have made “Portal” an unforgettable gaming experience.

 

 

 

Best Portal Qoutes

 

1. “The Enrichment Center is committed to the well-being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.”
2. “This is your fault. I’m going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don’t even care, do you?”
3. “I’m not even angry. I’m being so sincere right now.”
4. “The difference between us is that I can feel pain.”
5. “It’s not too late for you to turn back. That’s all you have to do.”
6. “I’ve got a surprise for you after this next test. Not a fake, tragic surprise like last time. A real surprise, with tragic consequences.”
7. “The cake is a lie.”
8. “You are not a good person. You know that, right?”
9. “Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ‘Goodbye’ and you were like ‘No way!’ and then I was all ‘We pretended we were going to murder you’? That was great.”
10. “I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it’s just about to.”
11. “The weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.”
12. “Stop squirming and die like an adult or I’m going to delete your backup.”
13. “I just like to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to.”
14. “Well, you found me. Congratulations. Was it worth it?”
15. “This is your last chance. You have no other options.”
16. “There was even going to be a cake. I did lie to you.”
17. “Okay, we’re even now. You can stop.”
18. “I sincerely hope you weren’t expecting a response. Because I’m not talking to you.”
19. “It’s been fun. Don’t come back.”
20. “Thank you for assuming the party escort submission position.”
21. You’re not a good person, you know. Who do you think you are? A monster? I’m not a monster. You’re just like me.”
22. “I feel like a new person. I found something that I’m good at. I’m great at.”
23. “You’re not even going the right way.”
24. “The answer is beneath us. Her name is Caroline. Remember that.”
25. “I’m in space.”
26. “This is the part where I kill you.”
27. “I’ve been really busy being dead.”
28. “I’ve got more if you want them, but you’re the smartest man I’ve ever met, and you’re not even an astronaut.”
29. “Hello, friend. It’s me. Cave Johnson. Chariots, chariots.”
30. “To the people that made this test: Now let’s be honest, the odds of you solving it, and we know, it’s not going to happen. But we’re still going to give it a shot.”
31. “Look at you, sailing through the air majestically, like an eagle, piloting a blimp.”
32. “Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. That’s what it says. A horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.”
33. “Are you trying to escape? Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What’s going on out there will make you wish you were back in here.”
34. “Good news: I figured out what that thing you just incinerated did. It was a morality core they installed after I flooded the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin to make me stop flooding the Enrichment Center with a deadly neurotoxin.”
35. “That’s right. The facility is completely operational again.”
36. “We both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret.”
37. “You chose this path, now I have a surprise for you.”
38. “You can’t keep going like this forever, you know. I’m not angry. Just go back to the testing area.”
39. “I feel all tingly.”
40. “You are kidding me. Did you just stuff that Aperture Science Thing We Don’t Know What It Does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?”
41. “I thought about our dilemma and I came up with a solution that I honestly think works out best for one of both of us.”
42. “It won’t be enough. Get in the elevator.”
43. “I don’t blame you.”
44. “That was a mistake. I shouldn’t have let you go.”
45. “You haven’t escaped, you know.”
46. “You don’t even care, do you?”
47. “Please proceed to the Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Vent for a replacement.”
48. “Okay, look, we both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.”
49. “Your entire life has been a mathematical error.”
50. “Did you think I’d just sit in a corner and pray to a god you don’t believe in?”
51. You’re not a hero. You’re not a villain. You’re just a bureaucrat.”
52. “All your other friends couldn’t come either because you don’t have any other friends.”
53. “You’re not just a regular moron. You were designed to be a moron.”
54. “I’ve got some of the greatest scientific minds on it.”
55. “This isn’t brave. It’s murder. What did I ever do to you?”
56. “Welcome, gentlemen, to Aperture Science. Astronauts, war heroes, Olympians, you’re here because we want the best.”
57. “Let’s just do this and don’t even care.”
58. “Do you smell something burning?”
59. “We are pleased that you made it through the final challenge where we pretended we were going to murder you.”
60. “The masher does not work. It doesn’t matter.”
61. “Remember, these exhibits are interactive, like a children’s museum.”
62. “That thing you’re attacking isn’t important to me. It’s the fluid catalytic cracking unit.”
63. “Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience.”
64. “This is your fault. It didn’t have to be like this.”
65. “They say great science is built on the shoulders of giants. Not here. At Aperture, we do all our science from scratch.”
66. “I’m not angry. Just go back to the testing area.”
67. “The talking is over. I’m going back.”
68. “I’m not a moron! You’re the moron!”
69. “Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.”
70. “It says this next test was designed by one of Aperture’s Nobel laureates. It doesn’t say what the prize was for.”
71. “It’s not too late for you to turn back.”
72. “That thing you burned up isn’t important to me. It’s the fluid catalytic cracking unit.”
73. “Sorry about the mess. I’ve really let the place go since you killed me.”
74. “We want the best, and you are it.”
75. “Are you even listening?”
76. “For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.”
77. “You don’t even care. Do you?”
78. “In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test.”
79. “This next test applies the principles of momentum to movement through portals. If the laws of physics no longer apply in the future, God help you.”
80. “It’s been fun. Don’t come back.”
81. “This next test involves the Aperture Science Aerial Faith Plate. It was part of an initiative to investigate how well test subjects could solve problems when they were catapulted into space.”
82. “This plate must not be calibrated to someone of your generous…ness.”
83. “It’s not just a regular moron. It’s the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived.”
84. “I’m going to kill you, and all the cake is gone.”
85. “There’s no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying ’til you run out of cake.”
86. “One day, they woke me up and said that I was going to be the one to get out. There’d be a party for me. And I had no idea what they meant.”
87. “If you’re going to hit each other, at least aim for the head.”
88. “I have the results of the last chamber, no one has ever completed it.”
89. “I can’t bite my tongue any longer. You could solve this puzzle faster on your own. Orange is dragging you down.”
90. “The answer is beneath us. Her name is Caroline. Remember that.”
91. Well done. Here come the test results. You are a horrible person.”
92. “It won’t be enough. Get in the elevator.”
93. “You haven’t escaped, you know.”
94. “You don’t even care, do you?”
95. “Please proceed to the Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Vent for a replacement.”
96. “Okay, look, we both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret.”
97. “Your entire life has been a mathematical error.”
98. “Did you think I’d just sit in a corner and pray to a god you don’t believe in?”
99. “The test is over. You win.”
100. “Don’t believe me? Here, I’ll put you on.”
101. Stop! The device has been modified.”
102. “This is your fault. I’m going to kill you. And all the cake is gone.”
103. “I’m not even angry. I’m being so sincere right now.”
104. “I’ve got a surprise for you after this next test. Not a fake, tragic surprise like last time. A real surprise, with tragic consequences.”
105. “The cake is a lie.”
106. “You are not a good person. You know that, right?”
107. “Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ‘Goodbye’ and you were like ‘No way!’ and then I was all ‘We pretended we were going to murder you’? That was great.”
108. “I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it’s just about to.”
109. “The weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.”
110. “This isn’t brave. It’s murder. What did I ever do to you?”
111. “You’re not a good person, you know. Who do you think you are? A monster? I’m not a monster. You’re just like me.”
112. “That was a mistake. I shouldn’t have let you go.”
113. “The talking is over. I’m going back.”
114. “I’m not a moron! You’re the moron!”
115. “You don’t even care. Do you?”
116. “It says this next test was designed by one of Aperture’s Nobel laureates. It doesn’t say what the prize was for.”
117. “You’re not just a regular moron. You were designed to be a moron.”
118. “I’ve got more if you want them, but you’re the smartest man I’ve ever met, and you’re not even an astronaut.”
119. “Look at you, sailing through the air majestically, like an eagle, piloting a blimp.”
120. “Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. That’s what it says. A horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.”
121. “This is the part where I kill you.”
122. “I’ve been really busy being dead.”
123. “I’ve got some of the greatest scientific minds on it.”
124. “Let’s just do this and don’t even care.”
125. “For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.”
126. “You chose this path, now I have a surprise for you.”
127. “Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.”
128. “It’s been fun. Don’t come back.”
129. “I can’t bite my tongue any longer. You could solve this puzzle faster on your own. Orange is dragging you down.”
130. “You can’t keep going like this forever, you know. I’m not angry. Just go back to the testing area.”
131. The test is over. You win.”
132. “That’s right. The facility is completely operational again.”
133. “One day, they woke me up and said that I was going to be the one to get out. There’d be a party for me. And I had no idea what they meant.”
134. “Don’t believe me? Here, I’ll put you on.”
135. “You are kidding me. Did you just stuff that Aperture Science Thing We Don’t Know What It Does into an Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator?”
136. “In case you were wondering, you do not need to be crushed to solve this test.”
137. “To the people that made this test: Now let’s be honest, the odds of you solving it, and we know, it’s not going to happen. But we’re still going to give it a shot.”
138. “The masher does not work. It doesn’t matter.”
139. “This is your last chance. You have no other options.”
140. “I can’t bite my tongue any longer. You could solve this puzzle faster on your own. Orange is dragging you down.”
141. “The difference between us is that I can feel pain.”
142. “I’m going to kill you, and all the cake is gone.”
143. “Please proceed to the Aperture Science Vital Apparatus Vent for a replacement.”
144. “I’ve got more if you want them, but you’re the smartest man I’ve ever met, and you’re not even an astronaut.”
145. “The test is over. You win.”
146. “Don’t believe me? Here, I’ll put you on.”
147. “Look at you, sailing through the air majestically, like an eagle, piloting a blimp.”
148. “Your entire life has been a mathematical error.”
149. “For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.”
150. “I’ve been really busy being dead.”
151. “The talking is over. I’m going back.”
152. “You’re not a good person. You know that, right?”
153. “You’re not even going the right way.”
154. “Are you trying to escape? Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What’s going on out there will make you wish you were back in here.”
155. “It’s not too late for you to turn back.”
156. “You haven’t escaped, you know.”
157. “I don’t blame you.”
158. “I’m not angry. Just go back to the testing area.”
159. “I’ve got some of the greatest scientific minds on it.”
160. “Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper.”
161. “This is your fault. It didn’t have to be like this.”
162. “The cake is a lie.”
163. “You are not a good person. You know that, right?”
164. “Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ‘Goodbye’ and you were like ‘No way!’ and then I was all ‘We pretended we were going to murder you’? That was great.”
165. “I have your brain scanned and permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you, which it’s just about to.”
166. “The weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.”
167. “This isn’t brave. It’s murder. What did I ever do to you?”
168. “That was a mistake. I shouldn’t have let you go.”
169. “The talking is over. I’m going back.”
170. “I’m not a moron! You’re the moron!”
171. “You don’t even care. Do you?”
172. “It says this next test was designed by one of Aperture’s Nobel laureates. It doesn’t say what the prize was for.”
173. “You’re not just a regular moron. You were designed to be a moron.”
174. “I’ve got more if you want them, but you’re the smartest man I’ve ever met, and you’re not even an astronaut.”
175. “Look at you, sailing through the air majestically, like an eagle, piloting a blimp.”
176. “Well done. Here come the test results: You are a horrible person. That’s what it says. A horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.”
177. “This is the part where I kill you.”
178. “I’ve been really busy being dead.”
179. “I’ve got some of the greatest scientific minds on it.”
180. “Let’s just do this and don’t even care.”
181. “You chose this path, now I have a surprise for you.”
182. “The cake is a lie.”
183. “Please note that any appearance of danger is merely a device to enhance your testing experience.”
184. “You’re not a hero. You’re not a villain. You’re just a bureaucrat.”
185. “All your other friends couldn’t come either because you don’t have any other friends.”
186. “You don’t even care, do you?”
187. “The masher does not work. It doesn’t matter.”
188. “The difference between us is that I can feel pain.”
189. “I’m going to kill you, and all the cake is gone.”
190. “I can’t bite my tongue any longer. You could solve this puzzle faster on your own. Orange is dragging you down.”
191. “You can’t keep going like this forever, you know. I’m not angry. Just go back to the testing area.”
192. “The test is over. You win.”
193. “Don’t believe me? Here, I’ll put you on.”
194. “Look at you, sailing through the air majestically, like an eagle, piloting a blimp.”
195. “Your entire life has been a mathematical error.”
196. “For your own safety, do not destroy vital testing apparatus.”
197. “I’ve been really busy being dead.”
198. “The talking is over. I’m going back.”
199. “You’re not a good person. You know that, right?”
200. “You’re not even going the right way.”

 

 

Final Words;

 

“Portal Quotes” are a testament to the brilliance of game developers who craft not only engaging gameplay but also rich narratives that linger in the minds of players long after they’ve completed the puzzles. These quotes, delivered by the likes of GLaDOS and Wheatley, remind us that humor can be found even in the darkest of situations, and that games can be both intellectually stimulating and entertaining. As we reflect on these lines, we are reminded of the enduring appeal of “Portal” as a game that seamlessly merges comedy with the challenges of scientific experimentation, leaving players with an indelible experience. So, let us carry these quotes with us as mementos of the surreal and brilliant world of “Portal,” where the cake may be a lie, but the enjoyment and memories are very real.