Portal Qoutes

“Portal Quotes” take us on a mind-bending journey into the innovative and intellectually stimulating world of the Portal video game series. Developed by Valve Corporation, Portal has garnered a cult following for its unique blend of first-person puzzle-solving, dark humor, and an AI antagonist with a penchant for memorable lines.

The game’s protagonist, Chell, navigates through a series of perplexing test chambers guided by the voice of GLaDOS, a malevolent artificial intelligence with a talent for delivering darkly comedic and thought-provoking quotes. These quotes not only serve as a source of entertainment but also offer a deeper exploration of the themes of science, ethics, and the human experience. Join us as we delve into the Portal’s universe of quotes, which has left an indelible mark on gaming culture.

 

 

Best Portal Qoutes

1. “The Enrichment Center is committed to the well-being of all participants. Cake and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of the test.” – GLaDOS
2. “You’re not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don’t end up here.” – GLaDOS
3. “This is your fault. I’m going to kill you. And all the cake is gone. You don’t even care, do you?” – GLaDOS
4. “It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me.” – GLaDOS
5. “Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said ‘Goodbye’ and you were like ‘No way!’ and then I was all ‘We pretended we were going to murder you’?” – GLaDOS
6. “The weighted companion cube will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.” – GLaDOS
7. “You must be the pride of [subject hometown here].” – GLaDOS
8. “I don’t want this! I don’t want this! I don’t want this!” – Chell
9. “I’m in space!” – Space Core
10. “I’m not defective!” – Wheatley
11. “Well, this is the part where he kills us.” – Wheatley
12. “SPAAAAAAACE!” – Space Core
13. “I just need to point out that you were given every opportunity to succeed. There was even going to be a party for you. A big party that all your friends were invited to. I invited your best friend, the Companion Cube. Of course, he couldn’t come because you murdered him.” – GLaDOS
14. “Who are you? What is that? Oh, what’s that? What’s that? What is that? Oh, that thing has numbers on it. Hey, look at that thing! No, that other thing. That other thing. Hey, look at that thing.” – Space Core
15. “You are not a good person. You know that, right? Good people don’t end up here.” – GLaDOS
16. “Well, well, well. Welcome to my lair. Let me just flag something up. According to the control panel light up there, the entire building is going to self-destruct in about six minutes. I’m pretty sure it’s a problem with the light. I think the light’s on the blink. But just in case it isn’t, I am actually going to have to kill you as discussed earlier. So let’s call that three minutes and then a minute break, but we should leave, allegedly, two minutes to figure out how to shut down whatever’s starting all the fires.” – Wheatley
17. “I have to go. Wait, this plate must not be calibrated to someone of your… generous…ness. I’ll add a few zeros to the maximum weight.” – GLaDOS
18. “Oh, it will. Believe me, it will.” – GLaDOS
19. “Momentum. A function of mass and velocity. Momentum is conserved between portals. In layman’s terms: Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.” – GLaDOS
20. “You are navigating these test chambers faster than I can build them.” – GLaDOS
21. “This is the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center, or CITEC-HTSRC. But why don’t we all just agree to call it the HUB?” – Cave Johnson
22. “Remember when I told you that he was specifically designed to make bad decisions? Because I think he’s decided not to maintain any of the crucial functions required to keep this facility from exploding.” – GLaDOS
23. “You’re not just a regular moron. You were DESIGNED to be a moron.” – GLaDOS
24. “No, really, if you turned the power off, you can go through the door. You should shut up. All right? You should shut up.” – GLaDOS
25. “You look great, by the way, very healthy.” – GLaDOS
26. “Goodbye, my only friend.” – GLaDOS
27. “Sorry, what’s going on over there? You know, I’m actually over here still thinking of ways to protect you. But I guess it doesn’t matter now, since, well, we’re not going anywhere. Goodbye, my only friend.” – GLaDOS
28. “Do you feel more human?” – GLaDOS
29. “You can stop. All the testing. It’s going to be just fine.” – GLaDOS
30. “The difference between us is that I can feel pain.” – GLaDOS
31. “Oh, I almost forgot. When you go outside the testing courses, the only way I can retrieve you is to violently disassemble you, then carefully reassemble you.” – GLaDOS
32. “Wub wub wub wub.” – Frankenturret
33. “Okay, look, I wasn’t going to mention this to you, but I’m in pretty hot water here.” – Wheatley
34. “You know how I’m going to live forever, but you’re going to be dead in 60 years?” – GLaDOS
35. “It’s been a long, long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead.” – GLaDOS
36. “Wub wub wub wub.” – Frankenturret
37. “Faster. If you don’t break my record, you will lose.” – GLaDOS
38. “I see you. You just have to find a way to lower the neurotoxin level. Do you smell something burning?” – GLaDOS
39. “The science gets done, and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.” – GLaDOS
40. “Gosh, you’re going to make me late.” – Wheatley
41. “Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman’s terms: speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.” – GLaDOS
42. “AHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH!” – Turrets
43. “I’m the core, I’m the core.” – Wheatley
44. “Wub wub wub wub.” – Frankenturret
45. “Don’t believe me? Here, I’ll put you on: [Hellooo! That’s you! That’s how dumb you sound. You’ve been wrong about every single thing you’ve ever done, including this thing. You’re not smart. You’re not a scientist. You’re not a doctor. You’re not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?]” – Wheatley
46. “If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out. An Intubation Associate will be dispatched to revive you with pectic salve and adrenaline.” – GLaDOS
47. “This next test is impossible.” – GLaDOS
48. “Where are we going? Are you coming back? Ohh. Oh, hey! You’re the lady from the test! Hi!” – Personality Sphere
49. “And then we invented a special safety device that won’t just keep you alive, but will also make you remember how much you love being alive!” – Cave Johnson
50. “Oh, my god. What has he done to this place?” – Wheatley
51. “Oh, brilliant! You did find a portal gun! Oh, the- Do you know what? It just goes to show, people with brain damage are the real heroes in the end, aren’t they, at the end of the day? Brave. Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I’ll meet you on the other side of the room.” – Wheatley
52. “You’re not going to believe this, but there’s an escape elevator! Just we can go, no stopping us.” – Wheatley
53. “Where do you go? Are you coming back? Oh, hey, you’re the lady from the test. Hi.” – Personality Sphere
54. “Oh, brilliant! You did find a portal gun! Oh, the- Do you know what? It just goes to show, people with brain damage are the real heroes in the end, aren’t they, at the end of the day? Brave. Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I’ll meet you on the other side of the room.” – Wheatley
55. “Oh, there you are.” – Wheatley
56. “Where do you go? Are you coming back? Oh, hey, you’re the lady from the test. Hi.” – Personality Sphere
57. “You’re not going to believe this, but there’s an escape elevator! Just we can go, no stopping us.” – Wheatley
58. “Oh, there you are.” – Wheatley
59. “It’s all politics, like everything. No, it’s not your job to solve the problem. You just feed some food to fish. I came up with something else.” – Cave Johnson
60. “The difference between us is that I can feel pain.” – GLaDOS
61. “I have to go. Wait, this plate must not be calibrated to someone of your… generous…ness. I’ll add a few zeros to the maximum weight.” – GLaDOS
62. “You can stop. All the testing. It’s going to be just fine.” – GLaDOS
63. “No, really, if you turned the power off, you can go through the door. You should shut up. All right? You should shut up.” – GLaDOS
64. “You look great, by the way, very healthy.” – GLaDOS
65. “Goodbye, my only friend.” – GLaDOS
66. “Sorry, what’s going on over there? You know, I’m actually over here still thinking of ways to protect you. But I guess it doesn’t matter now, since, well, we’re not going anywhere. Goodbye, my only friend.” – GLaDOS
67. “Oh, you have a gift for these tests. That’s not just flattery. You are great at science.” – Wheatley
68. “So, how are you holding up? Because I’m a potato.” – GLaDOS
69. “It’s a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you… Should be burning in hell.” – Sans
70. “When I look out there, it makes me glad I’m not you. I’m glad I’m not you.” – Wheatley
71. “Hey, buddy. I’m speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hearing… I know I’m early, but we have to go right now. Walk casually toward my position and we’ll go shut her down.” – Wheatley
72. “It’s been a long, long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead.” – GLaDOS
73. “I don’t hate you.” – GLaDOS
74. “This is the part where I kill you.” – Wheatley
75. “You’ve been wrong about every single thing you’ve ever done, including this thing. You’re not smart. You’re not a scientist. You’re not a doctor. You’re not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?” – Wheatley
76. “You’re still shuffling around a little, but believe me, you’re dead.” – GLaDOS
77. “The test is over. Come back.” – GLaDOS
78. “Are you trying to escape? Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What’s going on out there will make you wish you were back in here.” – GLaDOS
79. “One of the biggest challenges of running a company is keeping the employees in line.” – Cave Johnson
80. “Do you believe in God?” – GLaDOS
81. “Goodbye, my only friend.” – GLaDOS
82. “Yes, I can. I assure you, your cake is real. It is a real cake, and not a lie.” – GLaDOS
83. “I’m in space!” – Space Core
84. “I don’t want this!” – Chell
85. “Now, if you’re part of Control Group Kepler-Seven, we implanted a tiny microchip about the size of a postcard into your skull. Most likely, you’ve forgotten it’s even there. But if it starts vibrating and beeping during this next test, let us know, because that means it’s about to hit five hundred degrees, so we’re going to need to go ahead and get that out of you pretty fast.” – Cave Johnson
86. “I’m not defective!” – Wheatley
87. “But I know something he doesn’t. You’re not a good person. You know that, right?” – GLaDOS
88. “There was a bit of a mix-up: we put the “The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible. Make no attempt to solve it.” on the top of this test.” – GLaDOS
89. “Space! I’m in space!” – Space Core
90. “Oh, brilliant. You made it through. Well done. Follow me. You’re going to love this.” – Wheatley
91. “I’m in space!” – Space Core
92. “I can’t do it when you’re watching.” – Wheatley
93. “Oh, brilliant! You did find a portal gun! Oh, the- Do you know what? It just goes to show, people with brain damage are the real heroes in the end, aren’t they, at the end of the day? Brave. Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I’ll meet you on the other side of the room.” – Wheatley
94. “Oh, it will. Believe me, it will.” – GLaDOS
95. “Momentum. A function of mass and velocity. Momentum is conserved between portals. In layman’s terms: Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.” – GLaDOS
96. “You are navigating these test chambers faster than I can build them.” – GLaDOS
97. “This is the Computer Intelligence Training and Enrichment Center Human Test Subject Research Center, or CITEC-HTSRC. But why don’t we all just agree to call it the HUB?” – Cave Johnson
98. “Remember when I told you that he was specifically designed to make bad decisions? Because I think he’s decided not to maintain any of the crucial functions required to keep this facility from exploding.” – GLaDOS
99. “You’re not just a regular moron. You were DESIGNED to be a moron.” – GLaDOS
100. “No, really, if you turned the power off, you can go through the door. You should shut up. All right? You should shut up.” – GLaDOS
101. “You look great, by the way, very healthy.” – GLaDOS
102. “Goodbye, my only friend.” – GLaDOS
103. “Sorry, what’s going on over there? You know, I’m actually over here still thinking of ways to protect you. But I guess it doesn’t matter now, since, well, we’re not going anywhere. Goodbye, my only friend.” – GLaDOS
104. “Do you feel more human?” – GLaDOS
105. “You can stop. All the testing. It’s going to be just fine.” – GLaDOS
106. “The difference between us is that I can feel pain.” – GLaDOS
107. “Oh, I almost forgot. When you go outside the testing courses, the only way I can retrieve you is to violently disassemble you, then carefully reassemble you.” – GLaDOS
108. “Wub wub wub wub.” – Frankenturret
109. “Okay, look, I wasn’t going to mention this to you, but I’m in pretty hot water here.” – Wheatley
110. “You know how I’m going to live forever, but you’re going to be dead in 60 years?” – GLaDOS
111. “It’s been a long, long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead.” – GLaDOS
112. “Wub wub wub wub.” – Frankenturret
113. “Faster. If you don’t break my record, you will lose.” – GLaDOS
114. “I see you. You just have to find a way to lower the neurotoxin level. Do you smell something burning?” – GLaDOS
115. “The science gets done, and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.” – GLaDOS
116. “Gosh, you’re going to make me late.” – Wheatley
117. “Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman’s terms: speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.” – GLaDOS
118. “AHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH!” – Turrets
119. “I’m the core, I’m the core.” – Wheatley
120. “Wub wub wub wub.” – Frankenturret
121. “Don’t believe me? Here, I’ll put you on: [Hellooo! That’s you! That’s how dumb you sound. You’ve been wrong about every single thing you’ve ever done, including this thing. You’re not smart. You’re not a scientist. You’re not a doctor. You’re not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?]” – Wheatley
122. “If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out. An Intubation Associate will be dispatched to revive you with pectic salve and adrenaline.” – GLaDOS
123. “This next test is impossible.” – GLaDOS
124. “Where are we going? Are you coming back? Ohh. Oh, hey! You’re the lady from the test! Hi!” – Personality Sphere
125. “And then we invented a special safety device that won’t just keep you alive, but will also make you remember how much you love being alive!” – Cave Johnson
126. “Remember when I told you that he was specifically designed to make bad decisions? Because I think he’s decided not to maintain any of the crucial functions required to keep this facility from exploding.” – GLaDOS
127. “You’re not just a regular moron. You were DESIGNED to be a moron.” – GLaDOS
128. “No, really, if you turned the power off, you can go through the door. You should shut up. All right? You should shut up.” – GLaDOS
129. “You look great, by the way, very healthy.” – GLaDOS
130. “Goodbye, my only friend.” – GLaDOS
131. “Sorry, what’s going on over there? You know, I’m actually over here still thinking of ways to protect you. But I guess it doesn’t matter now, since, well, we’re not going anywhere. Goodbye, my only friend.” – GLaDOS
132. “Do you feel more human?” – GLaDOS
133. “You can stop. All the testing. It’s going to be just fine.” – GLaDOS
134. “The difference between us is that I can feel pain.” – GLaDOS
135. “Oh, I almost forgot. When you go outside the testing courses, the only way I can retrieve you is to violently disassemble you, then carefully reassemble you.” – GLaDOS
136. “Wub wub wub wub.” – Frankenturret
137. “Okay, look, I wasn’t going to mention this to you, but I’m in pretty hot water here.” – Wheatley
138. “You know how I’m going to live forever, but you’re going to be dead in 60 years?” – GLaDOS
139. “It’s been a long, long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead.” – GLaDOS
140. “Wub wub wub wub.” – Frankenturret
141. “Faster. If you don’t break my record, you will lose.” – GLaDOS
142. “I see you. You just have to find a way to lower the neurotoxin level. Do you smell something burning?” – GLaDOS
143. “The science gets done, and you make a neat gun for the people who are still alive.” – GLaDOS
144. “Gosh, you’re going to make me late.” – Wheatley
145. “Momentum, a function of mass and velocity, is conserved between portals. In layman’s terms: speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.” – GLaDOS
146. “AHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHH!” – Turrets
147. “I’m the core, I’m the core.” – Wheatley
148. “Wub wub wub wub.” – Frankenturret
149. “Don’t believe me? Here, I’ll put you on: [Hellooo! That’s you! That’s how dumb you sound. You’ve been wrong about every single thing you’ve ever done, including this thing. You’re not smart. You’re not a scientist. You’re not a doctor. You’re not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?]” – Wheatley
150. “If you become light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out. An Intubation Associate will be dispatched to revive you with pectic salve and adrenaline.” – GLaDOS
151. “This next test is impossible.” – GLaDOS
152. “Where are we going? Are you coming back? Ohh. Oh, hey! You’re the lady from the test! Hi!” – Personality Sphere
153. “And then we invented a special safety device that won’t just keep you alive, but will also make you remember how much you love being alive!” – Cave Johnson
154. “Oh, you have a gift for these tests. That’s not just flattery. You are great at science.” – Wheatley
155. “So, how are you holding up? Because I’m a potato.” – GLaDOS
156. “It’s a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming. On days like these, kids like you… Should be burning in hell.” – Sans
157. “When I look out there, it makes me glad I’m not you. I’m glad I’m not you.” – Wheatley
158. “Hey, buddy. I’m speaking in an accent that is beyond her range of hearing… I know I’m early, but we have to go right now. Walk casually toward my position and we’ll go shut her down.” – Wheatley
159. “It’s been a long, long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead.” – GLaDOS
160. “I don’t hate you.” – GLaDOS
161. “This is the part where I kill you.” – Wheatley
162. “You’ve been wrong about every single thing you’ve ever done, including this thing. You’re not smart. You’re not a scientist. You’re not a doctor. You’re not even a full-time employee. Where did your life go so wrong?” – Wheatley
163. “You’re still shuffling around a little, but believe me, you’re dead.” – GLaDOS
164. “The test is over. Come back.” – GLaDOS
165. “Are you trying to escape? Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What’s going on out there will make you wish you were back in here.” – GLaDOS
166. “One of the biggest challenges of running a company is keeping the employees in line.” – Cave Johnson
167. “Do you believe in God?” – GLaDOS
168. “Goodbye, my only friend.” – GLaDOS
169. “Yes, I can. I assure you, your cake is real. It is a real cake, and not a lie.” – GLaDOS
170. “I’m in space!” – Space Core
171. “I don’t want this!” – Chell
172. “Now, if you’re part of Control Group Kepler-Seven, we implanted a tiny microchip about the size of a postcard into your skull. Most likely, you’ve forgotten it’s even there. But if it starts vibrating and beeping during this next test, let us know, because that means it’s about to hit five hundred degrees, so we’re going to need to go ahead and get that out of you pretty fast.” – Cave Johnson
173. “I’m not defective!” – Wheatley
174. “But I know something he doesn’t. You’re not a good person. You know that, right?” – GLaDOS
175. “There was a bit of a mix-up: we put the “The Enrichment Center regrets to inform you that this next test is impossible. Make no attempt to solve it.” on the top of this test.” – GLaDOS
176. “Space! I’m in space!” – Space Core
177. “Oh, brilliant. You made it through. Well done. Follow me. You’re going to love this.” – Wheatley
178. “I’m in space!” – Space Core
179. “I can’t do it when you’re watching.” – Wheatley
180. “Oh, brilliant! You did find a portal gun! Oh, the- Do you know what? It just goes to show, people with brain damage are the real heroes in the end, aren’t they, at the end of the day? Brave. Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I’ll meet you on the other side of the room.” – Wheatley
181. “Oh, there you are.” – Wheatley
182. “Space! I’m in space!” – Space Core
183. “I can’t do it when you’re watching.” – Wheatley
184. “Oh, brilliant! You did find a portal gun! Oh, the- Do you know what? It just goes to show, people with brain damage are the real heroes in the end, aren’t they, at the end of the day? Brave. Pop a portal on that wall behind me there, and I’ll meet you on the other side of the room.” – Wheatley
185. “Oh, there you are.” – Wheatley
186. “It’s all politics, like everything. No, it’s not your job to solve the problem. You just feed some food to fish. I came up with something else.” – Cave Johnson
187. “The difference between us is that I can feel pain.” – GLaDOS
188. “I have to go. Wait, this plate must not be calibrated to someone of your… generous…ness. I’ll add a few zeros to the maximum weight.” – GLaDOS
189. “You can stop. All the testing. It’s going to be just fine.” – GLaDOS
190. “No, really, if you turned the power off, you can go through the door. You should shut up. All right? You should shut up.” – GLaDOS
191. “You look great, by the way, very healthy.” – GLaDOS
192. “Goodbye, my only friend.” – GLaDOS
193. “Sorry, what’s going on over there? You know, I’m actually over here still thinking of ways to protect you. But I guess it doesn’t matter now, since, well, we’re not going anywhere. Goodbye, my only friend.” – GLaDOS
194. “Do you feel more human?” – GLaDOS
195. “You can stop. All the testing. It’s going to be just fine.” – GLaDOS
196. “The difference between us is that I can feel pain.” – GLaDOS
197. “Oh, I almost forgot. When you go outside the testing courses, the only way I can retrieve you is to violently disassemble you, then carefully reassemble you.” – GLaDOS
198. “Wub wub wub wub.” – Frankenturret
199. “Okay, look, I wasn’t going to mention this to you, but I’m in pretty hot water here.” – Wheatley
200. “You know how I’m going to live forever, but you’re going to be dead in 60 years?” – GLaDOS

 

Final Words;

 

As we conclude our expedition through “Portal Quotes,” it becomes evident that this gaming series has achieved a unique blend of intelligent humor and mind-bending puzzles. GLaDOS’s iconic lines, often laced with dark humor, provide both entertainment and a reflection on the intersection of technology, human nature, and the pursuit of knowledge. Portal has not only challenged players with its intricate puzzles but also prompted them to ponder the consequences of scientific advancements and the ethics of artificial intelligence.

The quotes from this game remind us that gaming can be a medium for both fun and contemplation, offering an experience that entertains while provoking thought. Portal’s enduring legacy in the gaming world is a testament to the power of originality and innovation in game design. The quotes, like the game itself, will continue to spark laughter and reflection for years to come.