Taylor Swift, a multi-talented artist and one of the most celebrated singer-songwriters of our time, is known for her lyrical prowess, emotional ballads, and chart-topping hits. Yet, beyond her musical genius, Taylor Swift has a delightful and often unexpected talent for humor. Her witty and humorous quotes have made fans and onlookers alike laugh and admire her quick wit. In this collection, we’ll delve into the world of Taylor Swift’s funny quotes, exploring the lighter side of this iconic artist and her knack for delivering laughter as effortlessly as she does chart-toppers.
Best Taylor Swift Funny Qoutes
- “I’m not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I’m the girl who rarely has a boyfriend.”
- “I think that people are like snowflakes – every single one is different.”
- “I could show you incredible things… like my cat.”
- “I stay up too late, got nothing in my brain. That’s what people say, mmm-mmm.”
- “I’m not a princess. I don’t need saving. I’m a queen. I got this.”
- “I’m sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, ’cause she’s dead.”
- “I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 22.”
- “Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate… I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.”
- “Some day, I’ll be living in a big old city, and all you’re ever gonna be is mean.”
- “I want to be defined by the things I love, not the things I hate.”
- “You can want who you want. Boys and boys and girls and girls.”
- “If you’re lucky enough to be different, don’t ever change.”
- “I’m shining like fireworks over your sad, empty town.”
- “I’d like to be my old self again, but I’m still trying to find it.”
- “I think there is something to be said for not feeling like you’ve arrived.”
- “I’m really good at knowing what I don’t want.”
- “Just because there’s a hurricane going on around you doesn’t mean you have to open the window and look at it.”
- “No amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity.”
- “Life isn’t how to survive the storm; it’s about how to dance in the rain.”
- “Being good to people is a wonderful legacy to leave behind.”
- “I never want to change so much that people can’t recognize me.”
- “Fearless is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, Fearless is having fears. Fearless is having doubts. Lots of them.”
- “People haven’t always been there for me, but music always has.”
- “The players gonna play, play, play, play, play, and the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.”
- “Love is a ruthless game unless you play it good and right.”
- “I’m really sensitive to energy, good or bad.”
- “You can walk away and say ‘We don’t need this.’ but something in your eyes says, ‘We can beat this.'”
- “Red is such an interesting color to correlate with emotion because it’s on both ends of the spectrum. On one end you have happiness, falling in love, infatuation with someone, passion, all that. On the other end, you’ve got obsession, jealousy, danger, fear, anger, and frustration.”
- “The way I look at love is you have to follow it, and fall hard, if you fall hard. You have to forget about what everyone else thinks.”
- “People are going to judge you anyway, so you might as well do what you want.”
- “You have people come into your life shockingly and surprisingly. You have losses that you never thought you’d experience. You have rejection, and you have to learn how to deal with that and how to get up the next day and go on with it.”
- “My ultimate goal is to end up being happy. Most of the time.”
- “I think there’s an imaginary person that each one of us is answering to, to some extent.”
- “The best people in life are free.”
- “I’ve found time can heal most anything, and you just might find who you’re supposed to be.”
- “If you’re lucky enough to be different, don’t ever change.”
- “You can’t have a better tomorrow if you’re still thinking about yesterday.”
- “It turns out freedom ain’t nothing but missing you.”
- “I’d rather be at home and eat ice cream than go out and get wasted.”
- “I’m just a girl trying to find a place in this world.”
- “We should love, not fall in love. Because everything that falls gets broken.”
- “Just because you’re clean, don’t mean you don’t miss it.”
- “All you need to do to be my friend is like me.”
- “I want to be defined by the things that I love, not the things I hate.”
- “It’s hard to fight when the fight ain’t fair.”
- “But, I keep cruising. Can’t stop, won’t stop moving.”
- “If you’re lucky enough to be different, don’t ever change.”
- “I’d like to be my old self again, but I’m still trying to find it.”
- “People haven’t always been there for me, but music always has.”
- “It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters and make fun of our exes.”
- “In life and love, you learn that there comes a time to let go and move on.”
- “You are what you love.”
- “I’ve learned that you can’t predict [love] or plan for it.”
- “We’re happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time.”
- “I’m just a girl trying to find a place in this world.”
- “We should love, not fall in love. Because everything that falls gets broken.”
- “Just because you’re clean, don’t mean you don’t miss it.”
- “All you need to do to be my friend is like me.”
- “I want to be defined by the things that I love, not the things I hate.”
- “It’s hard to fight when the fight ain’t fair.”
- “But, I keep cruising. Can’t stop, won’t stop moving.”
- “If you’re lucky enough to be different, don’t ever change.”
- “I’d like to be my old self again, but I’m still trying to find it.”
- “People haven’t always been there for me, but music always has.”
- “It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters and make fun of our exes.”
- “In life and love, you learn that there comes a time to let go and move on.”
- “You are what you love.”
- “I’ve learned that you can’t predict [love] or plan for it.”
- “We’re happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time.”
- “Life isn’t how to survive the storm, it’s about how to dance in the rain.”
- “The only words that ever satisfied me were ‘I love you.'”
- “I’ll be strong, I’ll be wrong, but life goes on.”
- “I’m not a princess, this ain’t a fairytale.”
- “This is the golden age of something good, and right, and real.”
- “You can’t help who you fall in love with.”
- “If they don’t like you for being yourself, be yourself even more.”
- “Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end.”
- “The world doesn’t owe you anything. You have to work for everything.”
- “No matter what happens in life, be good to people. Being good to people is a wonderful legacy to leave behind.”
- “I never want to change so much that people can’t recognize me.”
- “In a relationship, each person should support the other; they should lift each other up.”
- “I think there is something to be said for not feeling like you’ve arrived.”
- “You have people come into your life shockingly and surprisingly. You have losses that you never thought you’d experience. You have rejection, and you have to learn how to deal with that and how to get up the next day and go on with it.”
- “I’m not the girl who always has a boyfriend. I’m the girl who rarely has a boyfriend.”
- “No matter what happens in life, be good to people. Being good to people is a wonderful legacy to leave behind.”
- “I could show you incredible things… like my cat.”
- “I stay up too late, got nothing in my brain. That’s what people say, mmm-mmm.”
- “I’m not a princess. I don’t need saving. I’m a queen. I got this.”
- “I’m sorry, the old Taylor can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, ’cause she’s dead.”
- “I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling 22.”
- “Haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate… I’m just gonna shake, shake, shake, shake, shake.”
- “Some day, I’ll be living in a big old city, and all you’re ever gonna be is mean.”
- “I want to be defined by the things I love, not the things I hate.”
- “You can want who you want. Boys and boys and girls and girls.”
- “If you’re lucky enough to be different, don’t ever change.”
- “If you’re lucky enough to be different, don’t ever change.”
- “I’m shining like fireworks over your sad, empty town.”
- “I’d like to be my old self again, but I’m still trying to find it.”
- “I think there is something to be said for not feeling like you’ve arrived.”
- “I’m really good at knowing what I don’t want.”
- “Just because there’s a hurricane going on around you doesn’t mean you have to open the window and look at it.”
- “No amount of vintage dresses gives you dignity.”
- “Life isn’t how to survive the storm; it’s about how to dance in the rain.”
- “Being good to people is a wonderful legacy to leave behind.”
- “I never want to change so much that people can’t recognize me.”
- “Fearless is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, Fearless is having fears. Fearless is having doubts. Lots of them.”
- “People haven’t always been there for me, but music always has.”
- “The players gonna play, play, play, play, play, and the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate.”
- “Love is a ruthless game unless you play it good and right.”
- “I’m really sensitive to energy, good or bad.”
- “You can walk away and say ‘We don’t need this.’ but something in your eyes says, ‘We can beat this.'”
- “Red is such an interesting color to correlate with emotion because it’s on both ends of the spectrum. On one end you have happiness, falling in love, infatuation with someone, passion, all that. On the other end, you’ve got obsession, jealousy, danger, fear, anger, and frustration.”
- “The way I look at love is you have to follow it, and fall hard, if you fall hard. You have to forget about what everyone else thinks.”
- “People are going to judge you anyway, so you might as well do what you want.”
- “You have people come into your life shockingly and surprisingly. You have losses that you never thought you’d experience. You have rejection, and you have to learn how to deal with that and how to get up the next day and go on with it.”
- “My ultimate goal is to end up being happy. Most of the time.”
- “I think there’s an imaginary person that each one of us is answering to, to some extent.”
- “The best people in life are free.”
- “I’ve found time can heal most anything, and you just might find who you’re supposed to be.”
- “If you’re lucky enough to be different, don’t ever change.”
- “I’m captivated by you, baby, like a firework show.”
- “You are the best thing that’s ever been mine.”
- “You made a rebel of a careless man’s careful daughter.”
- “Long live all the magic we made.”
- “Don’t you worry your pretty little mind, people throw rocks at things that shine.”
- “I love making new friends and I respect people for a lot of different reasons.”
- “I’m drawn to the kind of characters who can shake things up.”
- “I think the perfection of love is that it’s not perfect.”
- “To me, ‘FEARLESS’ is not the absence of fear. It’s not being completely unafraid. To me, ‘FEARLESS’ is having fears. ‘FEARLESS’ is having doubts. Lots of them.”
- “The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.”
- “The cool thing about reading is that when you read a short story or you read something that takes your mind and expands where your thoughts can go, that’s powerful.”
- “I’ll never change, but I’ll never stay the same either.”
- “Someday, I’ll be big enough so you can’t hit me.”
- “People are going to talk about you. But maybe you’re having more fun than they are.”
- “I’m on the list of people who are really happy right now.”
- “Being fearless means busting down those walls of fear and being who you are, not who someone else thinks you are.”
- “Life is a ruthless endeavor, and it’s not a puzzle that’s meant to be solved. It’s an adventure meant to be experienced.”
- “Don’t you see the starlight? Don’t you dream impossible things?”
- “Everything that happens to us is just a matter of perspective.”
- “I don’t compare myself to anyone else; I want and will be the best version of myself.”
- “My ultimate goal is to end up being happy. Most of the time.”
- “People haven’t always been there for me, but music always has.”
- “For me, the best things in life are free.”
- “There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you.”
- “In this moment now, capture it, remember it.”
- “People are going to talk about you. But maybe you’re having more fun than they are.”
- “Don’t you see the starlight? Don’t you dream impossible things?”
- “Everything that happens to us is just a matter of perspective.”
- “I don’t compare myself to anyone else; I want and will be the best version of myself.”
- “My ultimate goal is to end up being happy. Most of the time.”
- “People haven’t always been there for me, but music always has.”
- “For me, the best things in life are free.”
- “There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you.”
- “In this moment now, capture it, remember it.”
- “I’ve found time can heal most anything, and you just might find who you’re supposed to be.”
- “People haven’t always been there for me, but music always has.”
- “You can walk away and say ‘We don’t need this.’ but something in your eyes says, ‘We can beat this.'”
- “I’ll be strong, I’ll be wrong, but life goes on.”
- “People are going to judge you anyway, so you might as well do what you want.”
- “You can’t have a better tomorrow if you’re still thinking about yesterday.”
- “I’m just a girl trying to find a place in this world.”
- “We should love, not fall in love. Because everything that falls gets broken.”
- “Just because you’re clean, don’t mean you don’t miss it.”
- “All you need to do to be my friend is like me.”
- “I want to be defined by the things I love, not the things I hate.”
- “It’s hard to fight when the fight ain’t fair.”
- “But, I keep cruising. Can’t stop, won’t stop moving.”
- “If you’re lucky enough to be different, don’t ever change.”
- “I’d like to be my old self again, but I’m still trying to find it.”
- “People haven’t always been there for me, but music always has.”
- “It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters and make fun of our exes.”
- “In life and love, you learn that there comes a time to let go and move on.”
- “You are what you love.”
- “I’ve learned that you can’t predict [love] or plan for it.”
- “We’re happy, free, confused, and lonely at the same time.”
- “I’m just a girl trying to find a place in this world.”
- “We should love, not fall in love. Because everything that falls gets broken.”
- “Just because you’re clean, don’t mean you don’t miss it.”
- “All you need to do to be my friend is like me.”
- “I want to be defined by the things that I love, not the things I hate.”
- “It’s hard to fight when the fight ain’t fair.”
- “But, I keep cruising. Can’t stop, won’t stop moving.”
- “If you’re lucky enough to be different, don’t ever change.”
- “I’d like to be my old self again, but I’m still trying to find it.”
- “People haven’t always been there for me, but music always has.”
- “It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipsters and make fun of our exes.”
- “In life and love, you learn that there comes a time to let go and move on.”
- “You are what you love.”
- “I’ve learned that you can’t predict [love] or plan for it.”
- “Life isn’t how to survive the storm, it’s about how to dance in the rain.”
- “The only words that ever satisfied me were ‘I love you.'”
- “I’ll be strong, I’ll be wrong, but life goes on.”
- “I’m not a princess, this ain’t a fairytale.”
- “This is the golden age of something good, and right, and real.”
- “You can’t help who you fall in love with.”
- “If they don’t like you for being yourself, be yourself even more.”
- “Everything will be okay in the end. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end.”
- “The world doesn’t owe you anything. You have to work for everything.”
- “No matter what happens in life, be good to people. Being good to people is a wonderful legacy to leave behind.”
- “I never want to change so much that people can’t recognize me.”
Final Words;
While Taylor Swift is renowned for her heartfelt and deeply emotional songs, her funny quotes remind us that she is not just a musical genius but also a talented humorist. These quotes offer a glimpse into her playful and witty personality, showcasing a side of her that is as endearing as her music. Whether she’s poking fun at herself or sharing amusing anecdotes, Taylor Swift’s humor adds yet another layer to her already multifaceted talent. As we continue to appreciate her music and her moments of levity, let us celebrate the fact that Taylor Swift is not only a remarkable artist but also a source of joy and laughter in the lives of her countless fans.
