The Funniest Movie Qoutes

 

Laughter is a universal language, and few mediums deliver it as effectively as movies. The world of cinema is filled with unforgettable characters and hilarious moments that have left audiences in stitches for generations. From witty one-liners to comical dialogues, funny movie quotes have the power to transcend time and culture, bringing joy and humor to our lives. In this exploration, we’ll delve into a collection of some of the funniest movie quotes that have tickled our funny bones, celebrating the comedic genius of filmmakers and actors who’ve delivered memorable lines that continue to make us laugh.

 

Best The Funniest Movie Qoutes

 

1. “There’s no place like home.” — “The Wizard of Oz” (1939)
2. “Here’s looking at you, kid.” — “Casablanca” (1942)
3. “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!” — “Dr. Strangelove” (1964)
4. “It’s just a flesh wound.” — “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” (1975)
5. “I’ll be back.” — “The Terminator” (1984)
6. “I feel the need… the need for speed.” — “Top Gun” (1986)
7. “There’s no crying in baseball!” — “A League of Their Own” (1992)
8. “You can’t handle the truth!” — “A Few Good Men” (1992)
9. “Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you’re gonna get.” — “Forrest Gump” (1994)
10. “You had me at ‘hello.'” — “Jerry Maguire” (1996)
11. “I’m king of the world!” — “Titanic” (1997)
12. “I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.” — “The Devil Wears Prada” (2006)
13. “I’m in a glass case of emotion!” — “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004)
14. “It’s not a man-purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.” — “The Hangover” (2009)
15. “I don’t want to survive. I want to live!” — “12 Years a Slave” (2013)
16. “Are you not entertained?” — “Gladiator” (2000)
17. “I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?” — “Meet the Parents” (2000)
18. “To infinity and beyond!” — “Toy Story” (1995)
19. “You’re killing me, Smalls!” — “The Sandlot” (1993)
20. “It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips. It’s all in the hips.” — “Happy Gilmore” (1996)
21. “I’m the king of the world!” — “Titanic” (1997)
22. “Stupid is as stupid does.” — “Forrest Gump” (1994)
23. “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.” — “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” (1988)
24. “Here’s Johnny!” — “The Shining” (1980)
25. “We’re on a mission from God.” — “The Blues Brothers” (1980)
26. “It’s a trap!” — “Star Wars: Return of the Jedi” (1983)
27. “What we’ve got here is failure to communicate.” — “Cool Hand Luke” (1967)
28. “You talkin’ to me?” — “Taxi Driver” (1976)
29. “We’re going to need a bigger boat.” — “Jaws” (1975)
30. “I love the smell of napalm in the morning.” — “Apocalypse Now” (1979)
31. “You’re a daisy if you do.” — “Tombstone” (1993)
32. “Is it safe?” — “Marathon Man” (1976)
33. “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” — “Gone with the Wind” (1939)
34. “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.” — “Airplane!” (1980)
35. “I’ll have what she’s having.” — “When Harry Met Sally” (1989)
36. “I can’t swim! I can’t swim!” — “Caddyshack” (1980)
37. “Well, nobody’s perfect.” — “Some Like It Hot” (1959)
38. “You can’t sit with us!” — “Mean Girls” (2004)
39. “It’s a miracle!” — “Young Frankenstein” (1974)
40. “Yippee-ki-yay, motherf****r!” — “Die Hard” (1988)
41. “I am Groot.” — “Guardians of the Galaxy” (2014)
42. “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to seduce me, aren’t you?” — “The Graduate” (1967)
43. “You can’t handle my undivided attention.” — “Adaptation” (2002)
44. “Keep the change, ya filthy animal.” — “Home Alone” (1990)
45. “I’m also just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.” — “Notting Hill” (1999)
46. “The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!” — “Super Troopers” (2001)
47. “May the Force be with you.” — “Star Wars” (1977)
48. “I’m singing in the rain, just singing in the rain!” — “A Clockwork Orange” (1971)
49. “I see dead people.” — “The Sixth Sense” (1999)
50. “You had me at ‘hello.'” — “Jerry Maguire” (1996)
51. “There’s a snake in my boot!” — “Toy Story” (1995)
52. “It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Superman!” — “Superman” (1978)
53. “Get busy living, or get busy dying.” — “The Shawshank Redemption” (1994)
54. “I’m mad as hell, and I’m not going to take this anymore!” — “Network” (1976)
55. “You’re killing me, Smalls!” — “The Sandlot” (1993)
56. “The Dude abides.” — “The Big Lebowski” (1998)
57. “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” — “The Princess Bride” (1987)
58. “I’m king of the world!” — “Titanic” (1997)
59. “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” — “The Wizard of Oz” (1939)
60. “It’s not a man-purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.” — “The Hangover” (2009)
61. “Just keep swimming.” — “Finding Nemo” (2003)
62. “He slimed me!” — “Ghostbusters” (1984)
63. “I’m in a glass case of emotion!” — “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004)
64. “Don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want.” — “10 Things I Hate About You” (1999)
65. “What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?” — “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” (1975)
66. “You don’t have to be Jewish to love Levy’s real Jewish Rye.” — “Annie Hall” (1977)
67. “I coulda been a contender.” — “On the Waterfront” (1954)
68. “There’s no place like home.” — “The Wizard of Oz” (1939)
69. “I can’t believe I gave my panties to a geek.” — “Sixteen Candles” (1984)
70. “That rug really tied the room together.” — “The Big Lebowski” (1998)
71. “As if!” — “Clueless” (1995)
72. “Toga! Toga!” — “Animal House” (1978)
73. “It’s a trap!” — “Star Wars: Return of the Jedi” (1983)
74. “What’s in the box?” — “Se7en” (1995)
75. “Why so serious?” — “The Dark Knight” (2008)
76. “What’s the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?” — “Spaceballs” (1987)
77. “I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.” — “The Devil Wears Prada” (2006)
78. “You’re a strange animal.” — “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” (1982)
79. “There’s only one person in the world who can decide what I’m going to do, and that’s me.” — “Run Lola Run” (1998)
80. “I can’t swim! I can’t swim!” — “Caddyshack” (1980)
81. “Well, nobody’s perfect.” — “Some Like It Hot” (1959)
82. “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.” — “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” (1988)
83. “You talkin’ to me?” — “Taxi Driver” (1976)
84. “Houston, we have a problem.” — “Apollo 13” (1995)
85. “Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!” — “Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century” (1953)
86. “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.” — “Airplane!” (1980)
87. “I’m not the droid you’re looking for.” — “Star Wars” (1977)
88. “I’ll have what she’s having.” — “When Harry Met Sally” (1989)
89. “You can’t sit with us!” — “Mean Girls” (2004)
90. “It’s a miracle!” — “Young Frankenstein” (1974)
91. “Yippee-ki-yay, motherf****r!” — “Die Hard” (1988)
92. “I am Groot.” — “Guardians of the Galaxy” (2014)
93. “Here’s Johnny!” — “The Shining” (1980)
94. “The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!” — “Super Troopers” (2001)
95. “May the Force be with you.” — “Star Wars” (1977)
96. “You can’t handle my undivided attention.” — “Adaptation” (2002)
97. “I’m singing in the rain, just singing in the rain!” — “A Clockwork Orange” (1971)
98. “I see dead people.” — “The Sixth Sense” (1999)
99. “You had me at ‘hello.'” — “Jerry Maguire” (1996)
100. “We’re on a mission from God.” — “The Blues Brothers” (1980)
101. “You’re killing me, Smalls!” — “The Sandlot” (1993)
102. “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” — “The Princess Bride” (1987)
103. “I’m king of the world!” — “Titanic” (1997)
104. “Keep the change, ya filthy animal.” — “Home Alone” (1990)
105. “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” — “The Wizard of Oz” (1939)
106. “It’s not a man-purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.” — “The Hangover” (2009)
107. “Just keep swimming.” — “Finding Nemo” (2003)
108. “He slimed me!” — “Ghostbusters” (1984)
109. “I’m in a glass case of emotion!” — “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004)
110. “Don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want.” — “10 Things I Hate About You” (1999)
111. “What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?” — “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” (1975)
112. “You don’t have to be Jewish to love Levy’s real Jewish Rye.” — “Annie Hall” (1977)
113. “I coulda been a contender.” — “On the Waterfront” (1954)
114. “There’s no place like home.” — “The Wizard of Oz” (1939)
115. “I can’t believe I gave my panties to a geek.” — “Sixteen Candles” (1984)
116. “That rug really tied the room together.” — “The Big Lebowski” (1998)
117. “As if!” — “Clueless” (1995)
118. “Toga! Toga!” — “Animal House” (1978)
119. “It’s a trap!” — “Star Wars: Return of the Jedi” (1983)
120. “What’s in the box?” — “Se7en” (1995)
121. “Why so serious?” — “The Dark Knight” (2008)
122. “What’s the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?” — “Spaceballs” (1987)
123. “I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.” — “The Devil Wears Prada” (2006)
124. “You’re a strange animal.” — “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” (1982)
125. “There’s only one person in the world who can decide what I’m going to do, and that’s me.” — “Run Lola Run” (1998)
126. “I can’t swim! I can’t swim!” — “Caddyshack” (1980)
127. “Well, nobody’s perfect.” — “Some Like It Hot” (1959)
128. “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.” — “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” (1988)
129. “You talkin’ to me?” — “Taxi Driver” (1976)
130. “Houston, we have a problem.” — “Apollo 13” (1995)
131. “Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!” — “Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century” (1953)
132. “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.” — “Airplane!” (1980)
133. “I’m not the droid you’re looking for.” — “Star Wars” (1977)
134. “I’ll have what she’s having.” — “When Harry Met Sally” (1989)
135. “You can’t sit with us!” — “Mean Girls” (2004)
136. “It’s a miracle!” — “Young Frankenstein” (1974)
137. “Yippee-ki-yay, motherf****r!” — “Die Hard” (1988)
138. “I am Groot.” — “Guardians of the Galaxy” (2014)
139. “Here’s Johnny!” — “The Shining” (1980)
140. “The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!” — “Super Troopers” (2001)
141. “May the Force be with you.” — “Star Wars” (1977)
142. “You can’t handle my undivided attention.” — “Adaptation” (2002)
143. “I’m singing in the rain, just singing in the rain!” — “A Clockwork Orange” (1971)
144. “I see dead people.” — “The Sixth Sense” (1999)
145. “You had me at ‘hello.'” — “Jerry Maguire” (1996)
146. “We’re on a mission from God.” — “The Blues Brothers” (1980)
147. “You’re killing me, Smalls!” — “The Sandlot” (1993)
148. “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” — “The Princess Bride” (1987)
149. “I’m king of the world!” — “Titanic” (1997)
150. “Keep the change, ya filthy animal.” — “Home Alone” (1990)
151. “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” — “The Wizard of Oz” (1939)
152. “It’s not a man-purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.” — “The Hangover” (2009)
153. “Just keep swimming.” — “Finding Nemo” (2003)
154. “He slimed me!” — “Ghostbusters” (1984)
155. “I’m in a glass case of emotion!” — “Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy” (2004)
156. “Don’t let anyone ever make you feel like you don’t deserve what you want.” — “10 Things I Hate About You” (1999)
157. “What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?” — “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” (1975)
158. “You don’t have to be Jewish to love Levy’s real Jewish Rye.” — “Annie Hall” (1977)
159. “I coulda been a contender.” — “On the Waterfront” (1954)
160. “There’s no place like home.” — “The Wizard of Oz” (1939)
161. “I can’t believe I gave my panties to a geek.” — “Sixteen Candles” (1984)
162. “That rug really tied the room together.” — “The Big Lebowski” (1998)
163. “As if!” — “Clueless” (1995)
164. “Toga! Toga!” — “Animal House” (1978)
165. “It’s a trap!” — “Star Wars: Return of the Jedi” (1983)
166. “What’s in the box?” — “Se7en” (1995)
167. “Why so serious?” — “The Dark Knight” (2008)
168. “What’s the matter, Colonel Sandurz? Chicken?” — “Spaceballs” (1987)
169. “I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.” — “The Devil Wears Prada” (2006)
170. “You’re a strange animal.” — “Fast Times at Ridgemont High” (1982)
171. “There’s only one person in the world who can decide what I’m going to do, and that’s me.” — “Run Lola Run” (1998)
172. “I can’t swim! I can’t swim!” — “Caddyshack” (1980)
173. “Well, nobody’s perfect.” — “Some Like It Hot” (1959)
174. “I’m not bad. I’m just drawn that way.” — “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” (1988)
175. “You talkin’ to me?” — “Taxi Driver” (1976)
176. “Houston, we have a problem.” — “Apollo 13” (1995)
177. “Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!” — “Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century” (1953)
178. “I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.” — “Airplane!” (1980)
179. “I’m not the droid you’re looking for.” — “Star Wars” (1977)
180. “I’ll have what she’s having.” — “When Harry Met Sally” (1989)
181. “You can’t sit with us!” — “Mean Girls” (2004)
182. “It’s a miracle!” — “Young Frankenstein” (1974)
183. “Yippee-ki-yay, motherf****r!” — “Die Hard” (1988)
184. “I am Groot.” — “Guardians of the Galaxy” (2014)
185. “Here’s Johnny!” — “The Shining” (1980)
186. “The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!” — “Super Troopers” (2001)
187. “May the Force be with you.” — “Star Wars” (1977)
188. “You can’t handle my undivided attention.” — “Adaptation” (2002)
189. “I’m singing in the rain, just singing in the rain!” — “A Clockwork Orange” (1971)
190. “I see dead people.” — “The Sixth Sense” (1999)
191. “You had me at ‘hello.'” — “Jerry Maguire” (1996)
192. “We’re on a mission from God.” — “The Blues Brothers” (1980)
193. “You’re killing me, Smalls!” — “The Sandlot” (1993)
194. “Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.” — “The Princess Bride” (1987)
195. “I’m king of the world!” — “Titanic” (1997)
196. “Keep the change, ya filthy animal.” — “Home Alone” (1990)
197. “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!” — “The Wizard of Oz” (1939)
198. “It’s not a man-purse. It’s called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.” — “The Hangover” (2009)
199. “Just keep swimming.” — “Finding Nemo” (2003)
200. “He slimed me!” — “Ghostbusters” (1984)

 

Final Words;

 

The funniest movie quotes are like timeless treasures, forever etched in the annals of cinematic history. They remind us of the joy that humor can bring, transcending boundaries and uniting us in laughter. As we conclude this journey through comedic cinema, let’s carry these quotes with us, for they are more than just words; they’re a testament to the enduring power of laughter in our lives. In a world often filled with stress and seriousness, these quotes serve as a reminder to find joy in the little things, to embrace the absurdity of life, and to share a good laugh with friends and loved ones. Because, in the end, it’s the laughter that truly makes life a comedy worth watching.